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[Deleted member 4555]

Just shove him in the Shinji chair. That’ll do the job.

Does he get to take Lorraine with him? She'd love to see the Shinji Chair.

 

[Adam-M]

Just shove him in the Shinji chair. That’ll do the job.

When I go to Japan I genuinely am looking for a Shinji chair

 

[Phobos]

Does he get to take Lorraine with him? She'd love to see the Shinji Chair.

I’m afraid she’ll be in the next room. He’ll know she’s close and yet can’t see or communicate with her.

 

[Phobos]

When I go to Japan I genuinely am looking for a Shinji chair

There is only one Shinji chair and it is owned by the cult. If anyone tries to make another it will be vastly inferior and the maker should spend eternity contemplating their failures whilst perched on their inferior chair.

 

[Deleted member 4555]

There is only one Shinji chair and it is owned by the cult. If anyone tries to make another it will be vastly inferior and the maker should spend eternity contemplating their failures whilst perched on their inferior chair.

Ironically just like the real Shinji does on his real chair...

 

[Phobos]

Ironically just like the real Shinji does on his real chair...

Yes however the imitators will never reach the same level of self loathing as Shinji, hence they create a less melancholic atmosphere which is why they fail.

 

[Captaaainuniverse]

Yes however the imitators will never reach the same level of self loathing as Shinji, hence they create a less melancholic atmosphere which is why they fail.

The structure of it is like any other metal folding chair, yet it is the only one to truly hold the essence of shinji himself, almost like the chair has clinical self disappointment

 

[Phobos]

The structure of it is like any other metal folding chair, yet it is the only one to truly hold the essence of shinji himself, almost like the chair has clinical self disappointment

Was the chair made from Shinji and then disguised?

 

[HWR]

Was the chair made from Shinji and then disguised?

A chair made from a human being? Sounds pretty creepy

 

[Captaaainuniverse]

Was the chair made from Shinji and then disguised?

No, it's the only one capable of absorbing shinji's self loathing once he sat on it, wether this is due to the impurity in the metal is unknown

 

[Phobos]

A chair made from a human being? Sounds pretty creepy

Let’s make some. They sound suitable for a cult.

 

[HWR]

Let’s make some. They sound suitable for a cult.

True, very Silent Hill-esque

 

[Captaaainuniverse]

Let’s make some. They sound suitable for a cult.

There's only one question left; living or dead?

 

[Deleted member 4555]

This Cult gets weirder and more twisted with each passing day!

 

[Phobos]

There's only one question left; living or dead?

At least one of each. It depends how badly they anger the cult.

 

[Phobos]

This Cult gets weirder and more twisted with each passing day!

You say that like that isn’t how cults are.

 

[Patient-X]

Does he get to take Lorraine with him? She'd love to see the Shinji Chair.

She can sit on my lap.

 

[Captaaainuniverse]

She can sit on my lap.

Oooh eeerrr! I bet you'd offer her the popcorn n'all!

 

[Phobos]

She can sit on my lap.

Not on the Shinji chair she can’t.

 

[Patient-X]

Not on the Shinji chair she can’t.

And how will you stop me? I'll wait until you're petting your mionions or ironing your high priestess's pants, so you won't even notice me.