Phobos
Titan
AT = absolute terror?
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Captaaainuniverse
Time-Traveller
You wouldn't have to ask me that. I'm happy where I am
I selectively remember that you signed the papers. I've also seen you sign papers that you voluntarily offer to be pushed through a fine mesh for your country. The cult offers such things too. By the way, your handwriting is terribleVery clever.
My memory might be selective, but I'm careful about what I put my signature to.
Nice try, though.
Phobos
Titan
I like your style.You wouldn't have to ask me that. I'm happy where I am
I selectively remember that you signed the papers. I've also seen you sign papers that you voluntarily offer to be pushed through a fine mesh for your country. The cult offers such things too. By the way, your handwriting is terrible
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Deleted member 4555
Guest
Yes, because it's what I use to terrorize @Neil.T and usually it's fully functioning!
Phobos
Titan
He invades it so much he drains the power?!?
Captaaainuniverse
Time-Traveller
Really? The way you speak of @Neil.T makes him sound like the terror. I don't want to jynx it but it makes me feel lucky I ain't getting that much attention
Phobos
Titan
It’s odd. He’s a terror but strikes me as a terror @~AyaMachi~ reslly quite enjoys.
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Deleted member 4555
Guest
But it's only been nearly 5 months, with some of that time unemployed! Give me time to get into the swing of things! I can be a right pain in the a**e when I need to be, can't I @Neil.T !
Phobos
Titan
Fine I grant you a reprieve. You have a single day to change however if you do not you will have failed at life.
Captaaainuniverse
Time-Traveller
Marry him? Not out of love or to get in the family way or anything, just to add to his misery. Before he carries you the threshold just say two words that would make his life naught but hell; separate beds
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Deleted member 4555
Guest
This amused me highly; I'll be laughing at this all night. Marriage for misery! Do you know any "marriage for misery ministers" that would preside over the ceremony? Or maybe one of you could become ordained!
I'm actually on the fence about marriage but you have provided me with a legitimate reason to do it - no escape from my torment!
Captaaainuniverse
Time-Traveller
I am a registered minister for marriages of torment, I've managed to get ordained by claiming my religion is pain, I've had to construct a church from bones though, that's a bit of extra work I didn't want. of course, like marriages for love etc both parties will have to agree to the marriage - it makes it...urr.. "ethical"
Just make sure when it comes to signing the register that there's underlining print that involves dedicating your life to the cult.
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Deleted member 4555
Guest
Phobos
Titan
As long as you force him to nod when appropriate then, yes.
Isn't the whole gagged and bound routine par the course for these sort of ceremonies?
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Deleted member 4555
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@Captaaainuniverse a church from bones you say?
Lustre fait d'os et de crânes de Sedlec ossuaire Kostnice, Kutna Hora, République tchèque
Lustre fait d'os et de crânes de Sedlec ossuaire Kostnice, Kutna Hora, République tchèque
Captaaainuniverse
Time-Traveller
sorry, I can't marry two people when I can tell that one of them clearly does not show consent. if he is drugged, brainwashed or bribed, I can look the other way