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[Neil.T]

Don't you have a tree to go and talk to or something?

It's all good. I just watered it again.

 

[Phobos]

It's all good. I just watered it again.

It? Surely you know the trees gender and have bestowed a name.

 

[Captaaainuniverse]

Bloody ice lollies. Just blame it on the shift manager handing you a mostly melted one.

Thing is I've been fussy on frozen treats in the past as I feel the chill in every single tooth

 

[Deleted member 4555]

It's ok, shift manager gave us all ice lollies and mine melted in my hand c.f. I'm 5

Demand another, and what was it? If it's not a twister, I don't want one!

 

[Phobos]

Thing is I've been fussy on frozen treats in the past as I feel the chill in every single tooth

Blame that on the manager too. He’s so frustrating he makes you grind your teeth subconsciously thus damaging them.

 

[Phobos]

Demand another, and what was it? If it's not a twister, I don't want one!

That’s a good idea. Ramp it up a bit though @Captaaainuniverse and demand all that you can eat!

 

[Deleted member 4555]

It's all good. I just watered it again.

So why don't you just ask it out on a date or whatever?

Have it home before curfew @Neil.T

Don't forget to invite us all to the wedding!

I mean, how you could do this to @Phobos I don't know; he'll be crushed!

 

[Phobos]

So why don't you just ask it out on a date or whatever?

Have it home before curfew @Neil.T

Don't forget to invite us all to the wedding!

I mean, how you could do this to @Phobos I don't know; he'll be crushed!

Yes I’ll be crushed. By laughter. If I marry someone it wouldn’t be @Neil.T anyway how could a tree say “I do”?

 

[Captaaainuniverse]

Demand another, and what was it? If it's not a twister, I don't want one!

Naa it wasn't, just a regular ice lolly, I did manage to eat most of it though

Blame that on the manager too. He’s so frustrating he makes you grind your teeth subconsciously thus damaging them.

Someone listens! Actually some of the shift managers are ok, I'm not bothered by mine at least, it's proper management where things get a little, clownish

 

[HWR]

It? Surely you know the trees gender and have bestowed a name.

Now now you should never go around assuming genders, with people or plants...

 

[Phobos]

Naa it wasn't, just a regular ice lolly, I did manage to eat most of it though

Someone listens! Actually some of the shift managers are ok, I'm not bothered by mine at least, it's proper management where things get a little, clownish

Get another lolly and shove it where the sun doesn’t shine for the proper management until they become competent?

 

[Phobos]

Now now you should never go around assuming genders, with people or plants...

I suppose that is true.

 

[Captaaainuniverse]

So why don't you just ask it out on a date or whatever?

I was assume @Neil.T would ask you
who said that? They'll get the shinji chair...

 

[Phobos]

I was assume @Neil.T would ask you
who said that? They'll get the shinji chair...

I believe it was your management “friends”.

 

[Captaaainuniverse]

I believe it was your management “friends”.

They would get the chair anyway...

 

[Phobos]

They would get the chair anyway...

But wouldn’t they make the precious Shinji chair rub away from them? Or more likely turn up very very late for their appointment for it, so late it already has someone else on it.

 

[Deleted member 4555]

Yes I’ll be crushed. By laughter. If I marry someone it wouldn’t be @Neil.T anyway how could a tree say “I do”?

Shed 2 leaves for "I do"

They'll be truly happy together. He can "amuse" it with his "witty" anecdotes and puns

Dude, you need to stand now or forever hold your peace! Don't allow @Neil.T to be taken by a weed!

 

[Patient-X]

anyway how could a tree say “I do”?

It could say "oak ay"

 

[Captaaainuniverse]

But wouldn’t they make the precious Shinji chair rub away from them? Or more likely turn up very very late for their appointment for it, so late it already has someone else on it.

Late? Naa they've just been going on walk abouts for half my shifts, something they do often and still don't know what's going on

 

[Deleted member 4555]

I was assume @Neil.T would ask you

@Neil.T is not a normal person. As hard as it is to believe, he's actually...



Quite the charmer