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[Deleted member 4555]

Lasers! Plenty of lasers!

/umiko

Lazer beard trimming, it's the future! Careful not to singe too much off!

 

[Deleted member 4555]

I feel the need to spread more true rumors about @Neil.T ...did you know that @Neil.T 's best friend is a tree in a bucket that he waters almost every day during his work shift?

 

[Deleted member 4555]

'night! don't let the shinji chair bite! (it folds back up if you're not careful...)

OMG my chair actually does that. Does that mean I am always sitting in the Shinji Chair?

EDIT: Also, it's so hot this morning already, I'm going to melt!

 

[Captaaainuniverse]

Yes

OMG my chair actually does that. Does that mean I am always sitting in the Shinji Chair?

EDIT: Also, it's so hot this morning already, I'm going to melt!

Yes
Also in @Neil.T news, he's had to inform the BBC that he isn't a U.S.O (unidentified Scottish object) and is willing to tell anyone who asks who he is

 

[Deleted member 4555]

Yes

Yes
Also in @Neil.T news, he's had to inform the BBC that he isn't a U.S.O (unidentified Scottish object) and is willing to tell anyone who asks who he is

Pffft, "Scottish Object" is questionable. I'm more Scottish than he is!

 

[Captaaainuniverse]

Pffft, "Scottish Object" is questionable. I'm more Scottish than he is!

He would ask you not to take his celtcard away

 

[Deleted member 4555]

He would ask you not to take his celtcard away

His "Celtcard" is a counterfeit!

 

[HWR]

Bed and breakfast? I love bed and breakfast!

*From bed* @Neil.T make me breakfast! Peasant!

'Tis not the B&B we are referring to. Ours is a little more jiggly and groovy, baby!

 

[Umiko]

His "Celtcard" is a counterfeit!

*compares @Neil.T's card with his*

Yep. Definitely counterfit.

/umiko

 

[Phobos]

Does beard reshaping require precision technique? Is it like trimming and reshaping topiary bushes, or bonsai trees? Do you have an organic cress beard like @Neil.T that requires the use of secateurs? Is it satisfying once it's been reshaped?

Yes, not everyone is capable of trimming and shaping a beard correctly. No my beard is not made of organic cress, it’s made of pure awesomeness, hence why I’m cult lewder! oh and yes, if it’s done correctly it is very satisfying.

 

[Phobos]

I feel the need to spread more true rumors about @Neil.T ...did you know that @Neil.T 's best friend is a tree in a bucket that he waters almost every day during his work shift?

I could easily believe this. He even named the tree.

 

[Phobos]

'Tis not the B&B we are referring to. Ours is a little more jiggly and groovy, baby!

Only a little?

 

[Captaaainuniverse]

*compares @Neil.T's card with his*

Yep. Definitely counterfit.

/umiko

poor @Neil.T , if he joined the Cult he wouldn't get this treatment

 

[HWR]

Only a little?

Depends on what sizes you prefer, baby!

 

[Phobos]

poor @Neil.T , if he joined the Cult he wouldn't get this treatment

If only @Neil.T understood what was good for him!

 

[Phobos]

Depends on what sizes you prefer, baby!

That is a valid point, baby!

 

[Deleted member 4555]

poor @Neil.T , if he joined the Cult he wouldn't get this treatment

That is a valid point, baby!

I just don't understand what's not to like about our Cult! We have everything @Neil.T could want!

 

[Phobos]

I just don't understand what's not to like about our Cult! We have everything @Neil.T could want!

@Neil.T wants to try acting cool by opposing the cult. If only he’d realise we could all be friends if he just signed up.

 

[HWR]

@Neil.T wants to try acting cool by opposing the cult. If only he’d realise we could all be friends if he just signed up.

He's just being a tsundere. "It's not like I like your lewd and Dandy cults or anything Baka!"

 

[Patient-X]

I just don't understand what's not to like about our Cult! We have everything @Neil.T could want!

But the cult defaces Lorraine Kelly pictures!