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[Deleted member 4555]

I'm not in the cult, I'm a free spirit. I could float in, eat the chair (if I wanted to) and float out.

Do you just like, wanna spread the love 'n stuff, maaaaaaan?

 

[Phobos]

The shinji chair cares naught for cult status, only misery. The only exceptions seem to be @HWR had to has built a groovy immunity to it and @Phobos who rules with so much respect and fear that no mionion dares punish him in such a manner. For those not exempt from the chair, just ask High Preistess @~AyaMachi~ , whome over time has nearly left butt prints on the chair

Ooh! I get immunity from mionions punishments. I might have to voluntarily sit in that chair at some point just to impress said mionions.

 

[Captaaainuniverse]

Ooh! I get immunity from mionions punishments. I might have to voluntarily sit in that chair at some point just to impress said mionions.

We will take it as an example to the Cult, as a voluntary sacr8fice is sometimes needed

 

[Deleted member 4555]

@Patient-X would you eat the Shinji Chair with some chips and mayonnaise, or have it on a sandwich with ketchup?

 

[Deleted member 4555]

Kick off Brazil v Costa Rica!

 

[Patient-X]

@Patient-X would you eat the Shinji Chair with some chips and mayonnaise, or have it on a sandwich with ketchup?

Chips and mayonnaise, maybe a splash of ketchup on the side just for the hell of it

 

[Patient-X]

Kick off Brazil v Costa Rica!

Already watching

 

[Stiivun]

Can't watch, is the spaghetti dish also playing today?

 

[Deleted member 4555]

Already watching

I'm in work so making do with live updates on the BBC sports website!

Good win for Croatia yesterday too!

 

[Deleted member 4555]

Can't watch, is the spaghetti dish also playing today?

They all sound like spaghetti dishes!

 

[Patient-X]

Can't watch, is the spaghetti dish also playing today?

Who? Alphabetti?

 

[Patient-X]

I'm in work so making do with live updates on the BBC sports website!

Good win for Croatia yesterday too!

Certainly was, so happy Argentina are doing poo. I'm old enough to remember 'the hand of God'

 

[Deleted member 4555]

Certainly was, so happy Argentina are doing poo. I'm old enough to remember 'the hand of God'

They've not looked like they've even got going this tournament; Messi's hardly been in it!

 

[Patient-X]

The only thing Messi's brought to the world cup is his beard

 

[Deleted member 4555]

The only thing Messi's brought to the world cup is his beard

And even that's sub-par!

 

[Captaaainuniverse]

Chips and mayonnaise, maybe a splash of ketchup on the side just for the hell of it

Are you mad? Not only has the shinji chair absorbed misery (despite metal folding chairs not being known to be very absorbent) but you will ruin it with both mayo AND ketchup, which, apart, may be forgiven but together is a crime against the cosmos, did I also not mention the butt prints? It'd basically be like eating @~AyaMachi~ 's butt and I don't think anyone wants that kind of image in mind!

 

[D1tchd1gger]

Certainly was, so happy Argentina are doing poo. I'm old enough to remember 'the hand of God'

First World Cup I remember. Everyone wanted to break their wrist so they could look like Lineker!

 

[Patient-X]

It'd basically be like eating @~AyaMachi~ 's butt and I don't think anyone wants that kind of image in mind!

Too late, that image is now in my head....the horror!

 

[Patient-X]

First World Cup I remember. Everyone wanted to break their wrist so they could look like Lineker!

First World Cup I remember properly watching was Argentina '78, when I was 11

 

[Captaaainuniverse]

Too late, that image is now in my head....the horror!

Half grinning... half facepalming. On the one hand putting images in heads could be a form of punishment, on the other, someone has thoughts of doing something untoward towards a fellow mionion...