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[Neil.T]

So guys, do beards not...cause you bother?

Mine is the source of my superhuman strength and other superpowers. You know, like with Samson and his hair.

So... *shrug* I've got to keep it.

 

[Deleted member 4555]

Mine is the source of my superhuman strength and other superpowers. You know, like with Samson and his hair.

So... *shrug* I've got to keep it.

But you don't need your beard to talk absolute pish - you can do that all by yourself

 

[Azar]

I posted that GTO gif and now I've just noticed I've been upgraded to Great Teacher! Weird coincidence.

 

[Phobos]

I'm not a fan of beards so just shave to avoid having one.

You are hereby omitted from the cult of beard dandyness! In our eyes you no longer exist!

 

[Deleted member 4555]

@Luke As the High Priestess to the Cult Lewder I must adhere to strict cult protocol: either grow a beard, or use a felt tip pen and draw one on!

 

[Umiko]

If only my hair could grow faster than my beard (which is removed weekly).

 

[Deleted member 4555]

If only my hair could grow faster than my beard (which is removed weekly).

Weekly beard removal?!

 

[Deleted member 4555]

Also, you blokes wanna try tweezing body hair. THAT'LL make your eyes water!

 

[Captaaainuniverse]

Also, you blokes wanna try tweezing body hair. THAT'LL make your eyes water!

No, gorilla form 4 life

 

[Phobos]

If only my hair could grow faster than my beard (which is removed weekly).

Judging by that at least your hair can grow, mine seems more obsessed with falling out! Also weekly beard removal, you are also not allowed to join the cult!

 

[Deleted member 4555]

No, gorilla form 4 life

Not even one measly eyebrow hair? *claps tweezers*

 

[Deleted member 4555]

Judging by that at least your hair can grow, mine seems more obsessed with falling out!

And...and I keep finding grey ones! *sobs*

 

[Phobos]

Also, you blokes wanna try tweezing body hair. THAT'LL make your eyes water!

Isn’t threading meant to hurt more? The way it makes your skin turn all red just looks painful.

 

[Phobos]

And...and I keep finding grey ones! *sobs*

Hair dye is your friend. Go for shocking pink. It would suit you.

 

[HWR]

You are hereby omitted from the cult of beard dandyness! In our eyes you no longer exist!

I get to stay though right? After all Dandy himself has yet to bloom a groovy beard

 

[Azar]

If I was to start shaving weekly I think that would count as the longest time I've ever grown a beard.

 

[Deleted member 4555]

Isn’t threading meant to hurt more? The way it makes your skin turn all red just looks painful.

Never tried it, but yes, apparently, much the same as epilating, there is some discomfort (at least initially).

Also, I've used up some of this body butter I had for Christmas, and I forgot how thick it is - I literally can't grip hold of anything without it slipping through my grasp now, FFS XD

 

[Phobos]

I get to stay though right? After all Dandy himself has yet to bloom a groovy beard

Yes, as long as you continue shitposting.

 

[Phobos]

If I was to start shaving weekly I think that would count as the longest time I've ever grown a beard.

That would be a start, then you could shave every fortnight then monthly then never, join the beard revolution!

 

[Deleted member 4555]

Hair dye is your friend. Go for shocking pink. It would suit you.

Hmmm, I would go for the Madoka Kaname look, only, I can't dye my hair in lighter shades without bleaching it first, and, well, I REALLY don't wanna do that!