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[Neil.T]

Now a slightly rugged-looking Celtic beard on the other hand...

Any guys here with REAL beards?

*poses with hands on hips, chest puffed out*
If I told you my beard was like that, would you believe me?

 

[Deleted member 4555]

*poses with hands on hips, chest puffed out*
If I told you my beard was like that, would you believe me?

Hmmm, dunno, Scottish people talk a load of pish most of the time

 

[Deleted member 4555]

Damn, that means I have made a huge mistake! Though mine never really looks good before trimming it's too rough

Have you tried shampooing and conditioning it? Or do you not do that with beards?

 

[Neil.T]

Hmmm, dunno, Scottish people talk a load of pish most of the time

Ho! Whar did yi get that idea fae?

WARNING: Incoming accent-based writing, etc.

 

[Phobos]

Absolutely not @Neil.T - I draw the line at chin-straps!

Now a slightly rugged-looking Celtic beard on the other hand...

Any guys here with REAL beards?

Yes.

 

[Deleted member 4555]

Ho! Whar did yi get that idea fae?

WARNING: Incoming accent-based writing, etc.

*Shrugs* Just...from experience

 

[Deleted member 4555]

Yes.

Obviously you were exempt from answering that question, Glorious Cult Lewder!

 

[Deleted member 4555]

So guys, do beards not...cause you bother? Do they get irritating? Itchy? Hot? Can you store things in them (other than food)?

 

[HWR]

I had to shave my slow growing bum fluff for work experience sadly. One day it might grow, just gotta keep trying baby!

 

[Deleted member 4555]

I had to shave my slow growing bum fluff for work experience sadly. One day it might grow, just gotta keep trying baby!

I genuinely don't think I've heard the term "bum fluff" since I was in high school, which is a really long time ago!

 

[HWR]

I genuinely don't think I've heard the term "bum fluff" since I was in high school, which is a really long time ago!

Feels a long time since I was in secondary school- around four years this month since I finished there

 

[Deleted member 4555]

Feels a long time since I was in secondary school- around four years this month since I finished there

About 15 years for me! I'M AAAAAAULD!!!!

 

[Phobos]

So guys, do beards not...cause you bother? Do they get irritating? Itchy? Hot? Can you store things in them (other than food)?

Doesn’t cause me bother. I actually find it keeps my face cooler than the rest of me, might just be a weirdo though. Of course you can store things in them, just use a lot of hairspray to make a secret nest in them and you’re sorted.

 

[Patient-X]

About 15 years for me! I'M AAAAAAULD!!!!

About 35 years for me! I'M AAAAAAULDER!!!!

 

[Deleted member 4555]

Doesn’t cause me bother. I actually find it keeps my face cooler than the rest of me, might just be a weirdo though. Of course you can store things in them, just use a lot of hairspray to make a secret nest in them and you’re sorted.

Now I'm picturing little birds nesting inside them! XD

 

[Luke]

So guys, do beards not...cause you bother? Do they get irritating? Itchy? Hot? Can you store things in them (other than food)?

I'm not a fan of beards so just shave to avoid having one.

 

[Deleted member 4555]

I'm not a fan of beards so just shave to avoid having one.

But...where do you store your food? And other essential items? XD

 

[Luke]

But...where do you store your food? And other essential items? XD

In the house as I like to be organized XD

 

[Deleted member 4555]

In the house as I like to be organized XD

Oh, NOW I get it...

You're one of those...normal human beings...

Sorry, we don't get many of those 'round these parts; I'm not used to it

 

[Captaaainuniverse]

So guys, do beards not...cause you bother? Do they get irritating? Itchy? Hot? Can you store things in them (other than food)?

If it's with a rash it tickles my lips and yes eats my food, but the goaty chin doesn't really add anything