Where exactly did you go to get your bread and milk, did you walk from Dundee to the Shetlaand Isles or something?Jeez. You pop out for a loaf of bread and a pint of milk, and what happens? Folk start gossiping about you behind your back.*Tut*
Okay, to be fair, I was gone for like a couple of months or something.
Can you suggest a better way to bring you back?Jeez. You pop out for a loaf of bread and a pint of milk, and what happens? Folk start gossiping about you behind your back.
Okay, to be fair, I was gone for like a couple of months or something.
Nah, the shop's just around the corner from me but, on the way back, I... ended up with amnesia or something. Can't quite remember what happened.
Ah!! Now I remember what I forgot to buy!
Could I quite possibly convince you then that you actually used to wear a kilt as everyday attire?Nah, the shop's just around the corner from me but, on the way back, I... ended up with amnesia or something. Can't quite remember what happened.
*cookies deleted*
If you're popping out I'd like a punnet of strawberries!Ah!! Now I remember what I forgot to buy!
Right, just popping out to the shops. Be right back.
Unfortunately not a spare copy of Eva 1.11EDIT: On second thoughts, I'll get them myself, who knows WHAT he'll come back with
You gonna trap him in the attic as well?
But... I thought I already did.
Raspberries, probably. Or potatoes.On second thoughts, I'll get them myself, who knows WHAT he'll come back with
*Hands over tartan* here, put this on!But... I thought I already did.
Hmmm, you've thrown that into doubt now.
*Bursts out laughing* XD*holds up mysterious garment*
A skirt with a furry purse attached??
you're also supposed to wear nothing under it and fight the english, though people tend to frown on fighting the english these days*holds up mysterious garment*
A skirt with a furry purse attached??
Hahahahahaaaaaaaaa, I'll always be above you @Neil.T
I wouldn’t laugh too much. He might enjoy a woman being on top.