Phobos
Titan
Where exactly did you buy your mattress from? I feel I might have to order from there.*Rips open mattress and a ton of anime falls out* Oh my, what do you know?!
Where exactly did you buy your mattress from? I feel I might have to order from there.*Rips open mattress and a ton of anime falls out* Oh my, what do you know?!
I might have to investigate...
It was from Amazon. I'm...*roots through anime pile* not seeing any EVA 1.11 though...Where exactly did you buy your mattress from? I feel I might have to order from there.
I... don’t see his perv percentage. I guess we need to change to the innocent recruitment tactic.Aaaw man, Bimbo's Initiation! XD
Do so, we can then adapt our recruitment tactics to suit!
Do you think he likes boobies?I... don’t see his perv percentage. I guess we need to change to the innocent recruitment tactic.
If I say yes I am scared to ask what exactly your recruitment tactic shall be.Do you think he likes boobies?
Simple: tell him there'll be boobies, he'll fall for it hook line and sinker, (no questions, because he's a bloke), et voila - new recruit! ^^If I say yes I am scared to ask what exactly your recruitment tactic shall be.
there's such things as gay guys, aya. but you could still say there's booty, bi guys have no escapeSimple: tell him there'll be boobies, he'll fall for it hook line and sinker, (no questions, because he's a bloke), et voila - new recruit! ^^
And you thought I'd have to resort to desperate measures
Unless they don’t like booties.there's such things as gay guys, aya. but you could still say there's booty, bi guys have no escape
True, true, I didn't think of that XDthere's such things as gay guys, aya. but you could still say there's booty, bi guys have no escape
How sure is pretty sure?True, true, I didn't think of that XD
But in THIS instance, I'm referring to our very own doofy Dundonian, since he's our target for recruitment, and I'm pretty sure he's straight...
Okay 1000000000000000000% sure!How sure is pretty sure?
Again. Not asking how you know.Okay 1000000000000000000% sure!
Poor dandy...Dandy mourns...
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This is a sad sight indeed *bows head*Dandy mourns...
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she is clairvoyant through mattresses. which is of course my new way of saying lady of the evening.Again. Not asking how you know.
Put her in the corner until she speaks?she is clairvoyant through mattresses. which is of course my new way of saying lady of the evening.
in reality, I can't be sure how she knows
I've been rumbled, I'm a mattress medium XDshe is clairvoyant through mattresses. which is of course my new way of saying lady of the evening.
in reality, I can't be sure how she knows