McIcy instigated the whole media furore around 505 Games releasing Rule of Rose months ago, by stealing Peter Mandleson's porno 'tauche.
Whilst Mandy-boy had no idea who had stolen his fuzzy face-furniture, a few weeks ago he started receiving anonymous messages constructed out of cut-up copies of Anime UK. These messages stated that unless Mandy started bigging-up Rule of Rose amongst his cash-guzzling Europals (everyone knows politicians are the most avid gamers), the tauche would be burned!
Of course, using his 'special' friend Tony 'Lying ****ard' Blair, he discovered Rule of Rose's publisher, the unsuspecting 505. Having launched a media attack, Mandy claimed that the game featured gerbil-eating, postmasters getting buried mountains of mail (for a x2 score multiplier), hunting with hounds and dressing up as a badger and prancing around Stoke-on-Trent whilst shouting curses in Chinese.
505 were preparing their well argued comeback ("um, that's total ****ocks actually") when a figure in bike leathers appeared in their midsts. It was the dreaded video-gamer and anime-fan, McIcy the McTerrible, who had come to triple their agony.
After being duct-taped to their cheap office chairs, the 505 staff were subjected to having a rat-on-a-pole shoved in their faces. Unfortunately, Horace the rat was quite friendly and licked them. The McTerrible soon changed this by duct-taping an enraged budgie named Ella to the pole, who mercilessly tore into their tear-stained cheeks and made them cry all the harder. These tears were collected in an empty Branson pickle jar, which though rinsed-out still reeked of vinegar.
His task complete, McIcy roared with laughter and cast aside the Ella-pole, storming out and leaving the still-imprisoned 505 staff to their miserable fate. Said fate being Maureen the tea lady, who discovered them half an hour later.
With 505 demoralised and unable to defend themselves, the game wasn't published, the rumours ran rampant and Mandy finished them off. His super-secret porno 'tauche recovery team 5 raided their premises and slung them in the clink.
The tauche was never found, the game was never released, the 505 game street staff were never seen alive again and a veil was drawn over the whole affair.
Some say that a figure in bike leathers and sporting a familiar face-fuzz can be seen on dark nights, standing atop an office building and waving a Branston pickle jar at passers by.
(Disclaimer: I'm just annoyed at Rule of Rose not being released and needed a vent. McIcy is in no way involved and has never been linked with the theft of Peter Mandleson's moustache. I feel a lot better now) XD