Start a rumour about the person above you! (Forum Game)

[RadFemHedonist]

is secretly related to one of the Backstreet Boys.

 

[Donut]

Misplaces the little tie on the bread bag and instead twists, rolls and tucks the top of the plastic underneath the remaining loaf in order to preserve freshness, or attempt to.

 

[RadFemHedonist]

(ha joke's on you I freeze all my bread sliced then toast it XD)

has strawberry jam for blood

 

[Donut]

(ha joke's on you I freeze all my bread sliced then toast it XD)

has strawberry jam for blood

Oh my god same, I'm against it going stale so fast tbh

You're pretty right, I reckon it's raspberry!

 

[Gareth]

Oh my god same, I'm against it going stale so fast tbh

You're pretty right, I reckon it's raspberry!

Secretly head of the Accelerate Bread Going Stale Society. They believe in doing everything possible to make bread go stale as quickly as possible. This includes keeping bread in the freezer but then “accidentally” unplugging it and shipping the freezer to the equator.

 

[RadFemHedonist]

Secretly head of the Accelerate Bread Going Stale Society. They believe in doing everything possible to make bread go stale as quickly as possible. This includes keeping bread in the freezer but then “accidentally” unplugging it and shipping the freezer to the equator.

You fiend!

Spreads rumors on toast instead of more conventional condiments

 

[Neil.T]

(This looks like fun. )

Spreads rumors on toast instead of more conventional condiments

"Is rumoured to be one of the biggest rumour-mongers in this thread."

 

[RadFemHedonist]

Is secretly a cartoon character, and also therefore has "J" as their middle initial.

 

[Neil.T]

Is secretly a cartoon character, and also therefore has "J" as their middle initial.

Ha! The joke's on you: I don't actually have a middle name!
(Unless it's just become "Joke". )

Ahem.

"Often misspells 'cheese' with four E's. ('Cheeese'.)"

 

[RadFemHedonist]

(that actually is exacctly the sort of thing I would du)

Is the reincarnation of Napoleon's hairdresser.

 

[ayase]

Won’t get an avatar because they are a member of SEELE.

 

[RadFemHedonist]

(if you knew more about me that rumor would be even funnier)

Never stays anywhere for more than three days

 

[ayase]

And if you knew more about me... though given that cryptic clue perhaps you already do.

Joined the forum to spy on us for GCHQ.

 

[Neil.T]

Is on a globetrotting mission to try all 57 varieties of Heinz.

 

[awadama]

Got banned for life from an arcade for dropping a slice of buttery toast on a Street Fighter II Turbo machine.

(Edit: I posted this before I read the early February posts and I'm sorry for bringing bread back into the mix!)

 

[Neil.T]

Got banned for life from an arcade for dropping a slice of buttery toast on a Street Fighter II Turbo machine.

Well, I'm a right butterfingers at Street Fighter II, so...

Ahem.

Once entered BBC quiz show Mastermind with the specialist subject "bread".

 

[Neil.T]

Is rather perversely waiting for another forum user to start a rumour about him.

In public!

 

[WMD]

Secretly thinks Gurren Lagann is overrated.

( Too far?)

 

[Neil.T]

@WMD: No, that's brilliant!

Ahem. So...

"Has recently become so adept at using his left hand that he plans to enter an archery competition and compete ONE-HANDED!"

(Stay on the mend, buddy. )

 

[awadama]

@Neil.T is, in fact, this man:

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