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Misplaces the little tie on the bread bag and instead twists, rolls and tucks the top of the plastic underneath the remaining loaf in order to preserve freshness, or attempt to.
 
Oh my god same, I'm against it going stale so fast tbh

You're pretty right, I reckon it's raspberry! ;)
Secretly head of the Accelerate Bread Going Stale Society. They believe in doing everything possible to make bread go stale as quickly as possible. This includes keeping bread in the freezer but then “accidentally” unplugging it and shipping the freezer to the equator.
 
Secretly head of the Accelerate Bread Going Stale Society. They believe in doing everything possible to make bread go stale as quickly as possible. This includes keeping bread in the freezer but then “accidentally” unplugging it and shipping the freezer to the equator.

You fiend!

Spreads rumors on toast instead of more conventional condiments :p
 
Got banned for life from an arcade for dropping a slice of buttery toast on a Street Fighter II Turbo machine.

(Edit: I posted this before I read the early February posts and I'm sorry for bringing bread back into the mix!)
 
Got banned for life from an arcade for dropping a slice of buttery toast on a Street Fighter II Turbo machine.
Well, I'm a right butterfingers at Street Fighter II, so... 🤣

Ahem.

Once entered BBC quiz show Mastermind with the specialist subject "bread".
 
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@WMD: No, that's brilliant! 🤣

Ahem. So... ☝️😌

"Has recently become so adept at using his left hand that he plans to enter an archery competition and compete ONE-HANDED!"

(Stay on the mend, buddy. 😉)
 
@Neil.T is, in fact, this man:
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