She's got your balls

[chaos]

A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4253849.stm

 

[Kirrimir]

it had to be done.

 

[Will-O'-The-Wisp]

Kirrimir, I don't think I've ever seen that image been used so accurately >_< Poor guy

 

[Hokum]

Welcome to 2005...

 

[memorium]

she says she didn't mean it

that's absolute *ahem* bollocks (no pun intended)

 

[Chaz]

Just like that pic, I bet he looked a little sh**faced. Xo
What's her punishment, stick the guy on morphine and force her to sow it back on? Depending on her skills, that might just make the situation worse...

 

[Otaku-san]

Shall we say somebody's crowned his jewels

Oooooo

*BAM*

 

[cercia]

eew...that's unusual for a story. Thx for making my week!

 

[ilmaestro]

I was hoping this would be funnier. I can't laugh at this.