MICHAEL JACKSONS DEAD!?!?!

The topic of debate on certain places of the internet is this: Who is the new King of Pop?

One of the better suggestions:
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SHAMON!

He may have been one messed up pup but god he was a legend in his hay days! I guess now he will always be classed as a legend. He's going to be in the same books as Elvis now. RIP Jacko.

And, OMG! I've never seen so many jokes fwd' to me after a celebs death. He definately gave them plenty of ammunition like.

My dad's the worst. :roll:
 
He may have been odd, and yeah there was a lot of questions asked of him, but that aside, you can't really deny that he has had played a huge part in the music industry, and so its a shame to see this happen. I don't see him being classified as a legend now, to be honest, thats something that i thought had already happened.

Personally i hate all these jokes that go about, why can't people just give their respects and leave it at that instead of throwing all that crap about?
 
ayase said:
Christ, look at the Amazon bestseller lists. It's ironic that all the sales he's going to make now would probably have cleared his debts no problem. Thinking about it, I wonder who's going to be the executer of his estate? His kids are too young and I doubt he will have left anything to his parents...
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the first 14 spots are his?!?!?!? what????
 
I just logged on to Axelmusic. They appear to have heard the news, and have festooned their site with a huge "M I C H A E L" banner. It links to products.
 
i have much more important things to worry about, like, what will happen next in The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya? just saw episode 3, i wanna know what happens next!
 
Oh dear, how sad...

... Don't care.


Jackos family has been told that due to the amount of plastic used in his body, Michaels body can not be cremated.

Instead he's to be melted down and turned into Lego bricks, that way the children can play with him for a change.
 
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SundayMorningCall said:
i have much more important things to worry about, like, what will happen next in The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya? just saw episode 3, i wanna know what happens next!
So you're more interested in a Japanese animated series full of 2D characters in which the lead is a spoilt brat God than the recently deceased news of the "King of Pop" who has the best selling album, EVER...?

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Hey, I can't be the one to judge.
 
Lupus said:
SundayMorningCall said:
i have much more important things to worry about, like, what will happen next in The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya? just saw episode 3, i wanna know what happens next!
So you're more interested in a Japanese animated series full of 2D characters in which the lead is a spoilt brat God than the recently deceased news of the "King of Pop" who has the best selling album, EVER...?

Yes
 
Will-O'-The-Wisp said:
In b4 any light Yagami killed Michael Jackson Jokes

all im gonna say is that so far this year, a famous racist and a famous "suspected" peadophile have died, im just saying it fits his MO
 
Tasker said:
Oh dear, how sad...

... Don't care.


Jackos family has been told that due to the amount of plastic used in his body, Michaels body can not be cremated.

Instead he's to be melted down and turned into Lego bricks, that way the children can play with him for a change.

sounds like mine from last night

The goverment won't let him get buried in the country

because of the current climate change, he'll have to be recycled as he's over 80% plastic
 
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I don't think it's right to call him a paedophile when he was cleared of it. We are all at liberty to have our personal opinions about him but our country does (supposedly) run on the assumption that a person is innocent until proven guilty. A lot of his personal lifestyle choices were confusing however he's dead now so it's probably the right thing to do to let the rumours fade until solid proof one way or another is brought forward.

Reasonable gallows humour is fine but remember a lot of people grew up respecting the guy; please respect their feelings too. I think it was nice the way people were putting the darker remarks in spoiler tags so readers would know what to expect. I had to sit at work all day with our neighbours blasting Thriller endlessly and making lewd jokes, then in the same breath complaining that there's too much news coverage about it! People act quite strangely when they are shocked.

Hopefully the money the massive surge in sales is raising will go to his kids when they come of age. From the sound of reports his finances weren't in good shape; they could probably do with the help.

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tbf though rui, you don't pay someone 21 mil (or however much it was) unless you've somthing to hide

not unless your an idiot anyway

not saying he was guilty of being a pedo, but he tried to hide something
 
Ryo Chan said:
tbf though rui, you don't pay someone 21 mil (or however much it was) unless you've somthing to hide

not unless your an idiot anyway

not saying he was guilty of being a pedo, but he tried to hide something

i agree, also @ Rui, do be aware were making jokes here, none of us are making serious accusations, nor are we in law enforcment, you might wanna lighten up a bit.

also the media coverage is appaling, how many people died today, how many wars going on? yet none of them make it near the headlines, its all about 1 celebrity
 
Ryo Chan said:
tbf though rui, you don't pay someone 21 mil (or however much it was) unless you've somthing to hide
Or he just didn't want the whole situation to continue (he did become addicted to painkillers around the same time) and felt that was the best way to bring it to an end without any more fuss. In the more recent case though he was found not guilty by jury, and paid no damages.

Plus, wouldn't you let someone have their way with you for $22m? I know I would. Pornstars and prostitutes / gigolos would have to do it thousands of times before they made that much.

All in all I agree with Rui. I did write similar comments on the first page there, can anybody actually hear me?
 
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Well in the end we'll find out, if he's innocent he'll come back reborn as someone new, better than ever

if not, well dunno how well a fly can moonwalk
 
SundayMorningCall said:
also the media coverage is appaling, how many people died today, how many wars going on? yet none of them make it near the headlines, its all about 1 celebrity

That would be because he was the King of Pop and has affected people all around the globe with his music.
 
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