I'm the f*cking Fixxer.

[shira]

I dont wanna go back to school or do my art coursework but I wanna be able to drive. Help

 

[Tachi]

just drive without a licence :thumb: just dont get caught

 

[Ryo Chan]

I dont wanna go back to school or do my art coursework but I wanna be able to drive. Help

steal a car, u'll get to drive, then spend 5 years in jail, no school

 

[eggybob]

Fixer tell me, who is that in your avatar.

 

[Jaymii]

I dont wanna go back to school or do my art coursework but I wanna be able to drive. Help

steal a car, u'll get to drive, then spend 5 years in jail, no school

You could do that, but I thought just moving to the states, and dropping out of highschool would be a better option.

..But, You'll probably have to wait five years to get into the ******* country, though so the jail idea is plausible [for now].

On an different note, In case you didn't know - You can still get a UK drivers license w/o completing your art coursework, or going back to school.

Whilst I'm in this thread. Jimmy.. Can you fix, err.. me up a cuppa, pl0x.

 

[evangelion rocks]

The owl man has returned after being badly burnt from you previos suggestion and is now hurling badly charred owls through my window,so my question is why did the dinosaurs die out?

 

[chaos]

because some scientist in the dnosaur time decided on an experiment to create a black hole inside of a match box.

 

[Kurogane]

Fixer tell me, who is that in your avatar.

Tsutomu Miyazaki

 

[Kurogane]

The owl man has returned after being badly burnt from you previos suggestion and is now hurling badly charred owls through my window,so my question is why did the dinosaurs die out?

He-man ate one too many many burrito's 'fer starters.

Then he challenged Dr Doom and John Goodman to wrestle in his spare gear, then He-man farted and killed everything.

 

[shira]

Fixer tell me, who is that in your avatar.

Tsutomu Miyazaki

Killed kids didnt he??

Am I right??

 

[eggybob]

Fixer tell me, who is that in your avatar.

Tsutomu Miyazaki

Sounds like a nice guy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsutomu_Miyazaki

 

[shira]

Ive got an ulcer on my bottom lip and have applied countless amounts of bonjela to no avail. How do I get rid of it cause all these ulcers piss me off.

 

[Tachi]

Ive got an ulcer on my bottom lip and have applied countless amounts of bonjela to no avail. How do I get rid of it cause all these ulcers piss me off.

Stop stressing so much, ulcers anywhere on the body are down to stress.
Learn to be more laid back, take life with a pinch of salt and enjoy your last 8 days

 

[shira]

Ive got an ulcer on my bottom lip and have applied countless amounts of bonjela to no avail. How do I get rid of it cause all these ulcers piss me off.

Stop stressing so much, ulcers anywhere on the body are down to stress.
Learn to be more laid back, take life with a pinch of salt and enjoy your last 8 days

Naw its just when you eat too much acidy foods; or not enough sodium or something. Also; the ulcer doesnt like salt -.-

 

[Tachi]

Ive got an ulcer on my bottom lip and have applied countless amounts of bonjela to no avail. How do I get rid of it cause all these ulcers piss me off.

Stop stressing so much, ulcers anywhere on the body are down to stress.
Learn to be more laid back, take life with a pinch of salt and enjoy your last 8 days

Naw its just when you eat too much acidy foods; or not enough sodium or something. Also; the ulcer doesnt like salt -.-

:lol: trust the NHS man. its to do with stress too. thats how you can get stomache ulcers. and their a pain to get rid of.

CUT DOWN ON THE ACID YOU JUNKIE lol

 

[Maltos]

Sounds like a nice guy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsutomu_Miyazaki

I know its so bad...but i lol'd.

Ive got an ulcer on my bottom lip and have applied countless amounts of bonjela to no avail. How do I get rid of it cause all these ulcers piss me off.

Stop stressing so much, ulcers anywhere on the body are down to stress.
Learn to be more laid back, take life with a pinch of salt and enjoy your last 8 days

I also lol'd here :lol:

 

[shira]

Ive got an ulcer on my bottom lip and have applied countless amounts of bonjela to no avail. How do I get rid of it cause all these ulcers piss me off.

Stop stressing so much, ulcers anywhere on the body are down to stress.
Learn to be more laid back, take life with a pinch of salt and enjoy your last 8 days

Naw its just when you eat too much acidy foods; or not enough sodium or something. Also; the ulcer doesnt like salt -.-

:lol: trust the NHS man. its to do with stress too. thats how you can get stomache ulcers. and their a pain to get rid of.

CUT DOWN ON THE ACID YOU JUNKIE lol

Its more likely the lack of Acid or Sodium or WHATEVER IT IS. Cause Ive not eat that much during the hols but, guh its just annoying,

 

[evangelion rocks]

Ive got an ulcer on my bottom lip and have applied countless amounts of bonjela to no avail. How do I get rid of it cause all these ulcers piss me off.

Stop stressing so much, ulcers anywhere on the body are down to stress.
Learn to be more laid back, take life with a pinch of salt and enjoy your last 8 days

Naw its just when you eat too much acidy foods; or not enough sodium or something. Also; the ulcer doesnt like salt -.-

:lol: trust the NHS man. its to do with stress too. thats how you can get stomache ulcers. and their a pain to get rid of.

CUT DOWN ON THE ACID YOU JUNKIE lol

Its more likely the lack of Acid or Sodium or WHATEVER IT IS. Cause Ive not eat that much during the hols but, guh its just annoying,

That's probably right,as your stomach will still attempt to digest thigs(e.g remnants)even if you havent eaten,which would cause more acid to be produced.

 

[shira]

Ive got an ulcer on my bottom lip and have applied countless amounts of bonjela to no avail. How do I get rid of it cause all these ulcers piss me off.

Stop stressing so much, ulcers anywhere on the body are down to stress.
Learn to be more laid back, take life with a pinch of salt and enjoy your last 8 days

Naw its just when you eat too much acidy foods; or not enough sodium or something. Also; the ulcer doesnt like salt -.-

:lol: trust the NHS man. its to do with stress too. thats how you can get stomache ulcers. and their a pain to get rid of.

CUT DOWN ON THE ACID YOU JUNKIE lol

Its more likely the lack of Acid or Sodium or WHATEVER IT IS. Cause Ive not eat that much during the hols but, guh its just annoying,

That's probably right,as your stomach will still attempt to digest thigs(e.g remnants)even if you havent eaten,which would cause more acid to be produced.

Aye. Its a pain in the arse I tells you.

 

[MaxonTreik]

I have a burning feeling when I pee.

maybe peeing over a candle was a bad idea

Why would I pee over a candle?