HOW WILL YOU VOTE?

[Zin5ki]

Anyone know how to fix this bastard?

Form a coalition out of yourself and your laptop in order to rule as a majority. Since your laptop is in a position of dominance over you however, you'll have to withdraw your condition for keyboard layout reform. Only then will cooperation be concievable.

I must warn you to act soon. If you don't loosen your demands, the laptop may look for a coalition partner elsewhere. If it teams up with the toaster — which holds a modest share of popularity within the kitchen constituencies — you could lose your power to use your laptop altogether.

...such as áêìõüç and so on...

I went there once. Alas, it was overrun with Dutch tourists by the time I found out about the place.

 

[chaos]

...such as áêìõüç and so on...

I went there once. Alas, it was overrun with Dutch tourists by the time I found out about the place.

What were you doing in there?

Anyway, just checked and the website was taken down, apparently for lack of funds.

 

[Chaz]

Anyone know how to fix this bastard?

Form a coalition out of yourself and your laptop in order to rule as a majority. Since your laptop is in a position of dominance over you however, you'll have to withdraw your condition for keyboard layout reform. Only then will cooperation be concievable.

I must warn you to act soon. If you don't loosen your demands, the laptop may look for a coalition partner elsewhere. If it teams up with the toaster — which holds a modest share of popularity within the kitchen constituencies — you could lose your power to use your laptop altogether.

The laptop will take over the world!! It will be going into other rooms and other houses! Run while you still can! The end is imminent!

 

[Zin5ki]

It will be going into other rooms and other houses! Run while you still can! The end is imminent!

Refrain from worrying. The laptop is too unpopular to gain enough household seats to expect a landslide.

Said laptop-unfriendly seats are as follows: Sofa (Central), Car (Front-left), Dining Room Table (Closest-to-the-door) and Upstairs Bedroom (Spare chair). Note that the first of these is particularly important: following boundary changes there are now only two seats representing the entire sofa region. This is because of a wine stain on the right-hand cushion.

 

[chaos]

Is it possibe for the UK to end up like greece is at the moment?

In the short term, no.

UK produces a lot of goods and services as well as technological innovation.

Greece biggest industry is tourism, which, of course, have been severely hit by the global crisis.

 

[Genkina Hito]

I voted Labour and they secured the seats in my city. Unfortunately they crashed out in England. Not the heavy defeat that the media predicted (despite the oceans of hate and dire predictions they spewed out at Labour and Gordon) but we are going to get a minority Government run by the Tories which means political paralysis and ineffectual politicking that will see the UK marginalised within important world institutions like the EU and UN. We will also suffer terrible economic reforms that are going to be created purely to satisfy the money markets and the rich.

The only positive is that nationalist parties made no ground and the far-right parties like the BNP and UKIP lost out so closed-minded ignorant little-Britishers and the Euro-Sceptics are held at bay.

I've got to say that over the past 13-14 years, Labour HAD achieved a lot and they were a better lot than the Tories that preceded them.

The interesting question is whether we are seeing the UK fracturing. Scotland and Wales were leaning heavily to the left.

 

[Zin5ki]

Not a good idea. Setting a border checkpoint across the A74(M) and the M6 would cause even more congestion than the current amount.

 

[Tachi]

Conservatives,

As i've supported them for a long time now, don't see much point in changing, i was tempted to vote UKIP but there's equal good points to the bad points of being in the EU,

Pissed off that Luton is one of 2(?) towns that are Labour, seriously....wtf

Anyway, So long as David doesn't do what Thatcher did, well be alright. I think there's still alot of negativity towards the Tories because of her, but in their defence, times have changed.
(I want to see Boris Johnson as PM, honestly...we'd have the most comical looking world leader possible, might even be a bet putting into Eurovision)

 

[Otaku-san]

Damn there was no CP on the ballot, I just went lib dem since they are the only other party to get in for my local up against conservatives, we have quite a lot of ponce's in my area alone

 

[Mutsumi]

Damn there was no CP on the ballot, I just went lib dem since they are the only other party to get in for my local up against conservatives, we have quite a lot of ponce's in my area alone

No CP? Who are CP? The only party beginning with 'C' well-known enough to be abbreviated are the Conservative Party, but the rest of what you said makes it clear that this 'CP' is not Conservative Party.

Communist Party? Their official abbreviation is not CP though.

 

[Jaymii]

I always read CP as child porn...

 

[MaxonTreik]

I always read CP as child porn...

Me too. I think I've spent too much time on the internet if that's the case.

 

[Mutsumi]

Is it a good or a bad thing that that I am unfamiliar with the shorthand for child porn? XD

 

[Jaymii]

Bit of both. You lose some cool points but gain overall respect.