Count to a Million

[Morbo]

Did you know that 17,503 was the population of the city of Seymour, Indiana, USA at the 2010 census... But this is the 17,504th post as Neil stole my really good fact post!!

 

[Neil.T]

Oh, balls.

Sorry, dude!

17,505 apologies for that.

 

[Teapot]

Sadly, I can't find anything interesting to say about 17,506.

 

[thedoctor2016]

What isn't the purpose of this?
17,507

 

[IncendiaryLemon]

What isn't the purpose of this?
17,507

It's kind of in the title

17,508

 

[Ian Wolf]

It's kind of in the title

17,508

I've always wondered that.

17,509

 

[Teapot]

What's in a number? Would 17,510 by any other word smell as sweet?

 

[Ian Wolf]

I think I'm not the right person to ask.

17,511

 

[Teapot]

To be fair, given how badly I butchered that quote, neither would Shakespeare.

17,512.

 

[Ian Wolf]

Oh that's who you were quoting.

17,513

 

[Neil.T]

" 'Tis well thou art not fish: if thou hadst, thou hadst been 17,514."

More Shakespeare, innit.

 

[Ian Wolf]

"To be, or not to be at 17,515..."

 

[Neil.T]

"...That is question number 17,516."

 

[Ian Wolf]

"...Whether 'tis nobler in to mind to suffer the slings and 17,517 arrows of outrageous fortune..."

 

[Neil.T]

"...Or to take Arms against a Sea of 17,518 troubles..."

(I had to Google that. )

 

[Ian Wolf]

"...And by opposing end them: to die, to sleep no more; and by a sleep, to say we end the heart-ache, and the 17,519 natural shocks that Flesh is heir to?"

(I used Wikipedia)

 

[Teapot]

I don't know Shakespare
So I thought I'd try a haiku
But numbers won't fit

17,520.

 

[Neil.T]

"Chaos is merely a human construct: the world only knows its own 17,521 natural laws of harmony and order."

— Gendou Ikari, Evangelion 2.22

 

[Ian Wolf]

I need to re-watch that film, maybe 17,522 times just to be absolutely sure.

 

[Neil.T]

I've seen Eva 3.33 multiple times, but still can't solve its 17,523 mysteries.