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[Girls with Guns]

they were all dead. all of them. someone came, dragged my broken body from the battlefield, they fed me, clothed me, then told me the most wonderful thing; they said I'm going to hurt people again!

Sounds like you've been watching too much Violet Evergarden...

 

[Captaaainuniverse]

Sounds like you've been watching too much Violet Evergarden...

could describe Violet, apart from the last bit. she wasn't sadistic, she was just obsessed with orders

 

[Phobos]

I was not referring to something expelled from my person that may or may not be described as "nectar" I was simply referring to my tools of discipline, hence my sadistic poetry

But things expelled from you could be part of your discipline for all I know. I’ve never asked for your secrets. I don’t want to know them.

 

[Captaaainuniverse]

I bruise them, I demoralise them, I deface them, I make them feel threatened every day of their lives, but I do not sexually abuse or harass them. I have boundaries. and standards

 

[Neil.T]

It's likely because he's a bit of an idiot

Hey @Neil.T , @HWR is talking about you!

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(Matches my avatar pic.)

 

[Deleted member 4555]

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(Matches my avatar pic.)

Mr Deadpan XD

 

[Phobos]

I bruise them, I demoralise them, I deface them, I make them feel threatened every day of their lives, but I do not sexually abuse or harass them. I have boundaries. and standards

Good punishment officer. Cult Lewder approves of this.

 

[Phobos]

Mr Deadpan XD

Nah. That face just makes me think he got hit in it by a frying pan.

 

[Deleted member 4555]

Nah. That face just makes me think he got hit in it by a frying pan.

*Clutches sides; cannot unimagine* Perfect! XD

Frying pans are the best weapon; you'll know if you've seen Tangled ^^

EDIT: @Phobos dude you're a guild member now!

 

[Phobos]

*Clutches sides; cannot unimagine* Perfect! XD

Frying pans are the best weapon; you'll know if you've seen Tangled ^^

EDIT: @Phobos dude you're a guild member now!

No. I’m Cult Lewder. All know this. Time to work on a more appropriate title I guess.

 

[Deleted member 4555]

No. I’m Cult Lewder. All know this. Time to work on a more appropriate title I guess.

Cult Lewder is perfect; it's exactly what you are! XD

 

[Phobos]

Cult Lewder is perfect; it's exactly what you are! XD

So as high priestess it’s your job to convince the powers that be to give me that title.

 

[Deleted member 4555]

So as high priestess it’s your job to convince the powers that be to give me that title.

Would that be The Queen?

 

[Phobos]

Would that be The Queen?

You can try petitioning her. Who knows, it may work. If it doesn’t then it’s the chair for you.

 

[Deleted member 4555]

You can try petitioning her. Who knows, it may work. If it doesn’t then it’s the chair for you.

Well, I'll see what I can do. She's quite difficult to get hold of. I might invite her to afternoon tea sometime...I'll get the crumpets out; she can eat them all, I can't stand them!

 

[HWR]

I do wonder what the Queens MAL would look like

 

[Phobos]

Well, I'll see what I can do. She's quite difficult to get hold of. I might invite her to afternoon tea sometime...I'll get the crumpets out; she can eat them all, I can't stand them!

Just remember, you really don’t want to disappoint me, the Cult Lewder!

 

[Phobos]

I do wonder what the Queens MAL would look like

Hmmm interesting thought. Would she even get much time to watch anime?

 

[Captaaainuniverse]

You can try petitioning her. Who knows, it may work. If it doesn’t then it’s the chair for you.

as soon as I came back to the page I read this as "you can try positioning her" this is either a problem I must solve myself or something where the blame lands squarely with all of you

 

[Phobos]

as soon as I came back to the page I read this as "you can try positioning her" this is either a problem I must solve myself or something where the blame lands squarely with all of you

You are welcome to try solving it yourself, just petition the queen to give me the title of Cult Lewder.