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[Neil.T]

He can barely handle cress

That's one of those "fruits" you're always on about, isn't it?

 

[Deleted member 4555]

You mean by hitting his elbow on them?

Hahaha! Of course! He doesn't know his a**e from his elbows! Or his knees...or toes...or head...or shoulders...

 

[Captaaainuniverse]

Just don’t let him lick you after he’s locked other... things.

don't worry, he's not exempt from punishment, despite @Patient-X getting him into the cult by some questionable means

 

[Deleted member 4555]

That's one of those "fruits" you're always on about, isn't it?

Lord help me

 

[Deleted member 4555]

Walking outside in my boxers

Are they Pokemon boxers with little Pikachus on them?

 

[Phobos]

Are they Pokemon boxers with little Pikachus on them?

Hey! I have some of those!

 

[Phobos]

don't worry, he's not exempt from punishment, despite @Patient-X getting him into the cult by some questionable means

I approve of the questionable means, it gets us more members and there’s no way out.

 

[Deleted member 4555]

Hey! I have some of those!

You are now the best most glorious Cult Lewder ever to exist in the history of Cult Lewders, Good Sir!

 

[Captaaainuniverse]

You are now the best most glorious Cult Lewder ever to exist in the history of Cult Lewders, Good Sir!

wouldn't that already apply?

 

[Phobos]

You are now the best most glorious Cult Lewder ever to exist in the history of Cult Lewders, Good Sir!

Thank s you for the praise but as I a m the only cult lewder it doesn’t count as much.

 

[Phobos]

wouldn't that already apply?

Good mionion. *pets head* have a get out of jail free card. You can give it to an unsuspecting mionion right after you throw them in the corner, then drag them back when they go to walk off.

 

[Captaaainuniverse]

Good mionion. *pets head* have a get out of jail free card. You can give it to an unsuspecting mionion right after you throw them in the corner, then drag them back when they go to walk off.

I just realised... all these get out of the corner cards are just monopoly "get out of jail free" cards! and the odd plastic hotel!

 

[Phobos]

I just realised... all these get out of the corner cards are just monopoly "get out of jail free" cards! and the odd plastic hotel!

...you were never meant to utter that secret. Corner! Now!

 

[Deleted member 4555]

@Phobos how come it's so easy for one such as yourself to just wear a pair of Pikachu boxers, yet I am trying all ways to try to get @Neil.T to wear a kilt? @Neil.T would you rather wear Pikachu boxers or a kilt?

 

[Deleted member 4555]

I just realised... all these get out of the corner cards are just monopoly "get out of jail free" cards! and the odd plastic hotel!

Plus we have a Cult Dog now, but is it a metallic Scottish dog like the Monopoly one?

 

[Phobos]

@Phobos how come it's so easy for one such as yourself to just wear a pair of Pikachu boxers, yet I am trying all ways to try to get @Neil.T to wear a kilt? @Neil.T would you rather wear Pikachu boxers or a kilt?

Because @Neil.T likes to annoy. Now if you didn’t want him to wear the kilt you can bet he would!

 

[Phobos]

Plus we have a Cult Dog now, but is it a metallic Scottish dog like the Monopoly one?

If it is not then we can make it happen...

 

[Deleted member 4555]

Because @Neil.T likes to annoy. Now if you didn’t want him to wear the kilt you can bet he would!

This is so very likely, he is Scottish after all; awkwardly so

 

[Phobos]

This is so very likely, he is Scottish after all; awkwardly so

Just go visit him and force him into a cult whilst uttering “resistance is futile”.

 

[Deleted member 4555]

Just go visit him and force him into a cult whilst uttering “resistance is futile”.

*Packs suitcase and grabs road atlas* Wish me luck!