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[Neil.T]

@Neil.T - you owe me £££ in therapy bills for putting up with your awful jokes and puns (and for putting up with you in general...)

My awful jokes and puns?? What about:

I wonder if she'll be dancing on the ceiling...

And you don't half exaggerate:

I hold you lot personally responsible for the cubic litres of tea I have lost through laughter since joining this forum..

Cubic litres?
(Two eye-rolling emojis in the same post.)

 

[HWR]

Saw some bloke from my window out for a jog. Guess he's Running with the Night...

 

[Umiko]

The last two days I petted a white cat (who comes up to me when I'm spotted) along the way home from work.

 

[HWR]

Sadly the only time feline friends are around for potential petting I'm lugging around an antsy corgi and therefore they stay well away.

 

[Phobos]

Sadly the only time feline friends are around for potential petting I'm lugging around an antsy corgi and therefore they stay well away.

It could be worse. They could run away at the sight of you rather than your dog.

 

[HWR]

It could be worse. They could run away at the sight of you rather than your dog.

This is very true

 

[Deleted member 4555]

My awful jokes and puns??

Yes, the ones I have to make sure I'm sitting/lying down for before you infli--TELL them to me...

 

[Deleted member 4555]

The last two days I petted a white cat (who comes up to me when I'm spotted) along the way home from work.

It comes up to you only when you're spotted? Are we talking random spotty patterns or more uniform polka dots? Maybe this cat has a thing for spots...

Sadly the only time feline friends are around for potential petting I'm lugging around an antsy corgi and therefore they stay well away.

I always like to say hello to any feline friends when I'm out on my walk but...they don't always seem to want to say hello to me...

 

[Phobos]

If folks want to fuss cats you’re all welcome to adopt one or two or five off me.

 

[HWR]

The latest spam bot is a lot more perverse than the London cab one from a while back.

 

[Captaaainuniverse]

It could be worse. They could run away at the sight of you rather than your dog.

This happens am I a Corgi?

 

[HWR]

This happens am I a Corgi?

It'd be impressive if you were.

 

[Captaaainuniverse]

By the hooves of Satan, the spam bot is a necromancer! It's reviving long dead threads!

 

[ayase]

Ey, I'm finally getting propositioned by our spammer. Nice to see I wasn't left out.

 

[Captaaainuniverse]

Ey, I'm finally getting propositioned by our spammer. Nice to see I wasn't left out.

Eewww it's in my profile!

 

[HWR]

I await being asked to open Bob and show vagene...

 

[Captaaainuniverse]

I await being asked to open Bob and show vagene...

Sorry, it seems to want to... I can't repeat it in (questionably) polite company

 

[Captaaainuniverse]

I wonder if the admins had more trouble with one that gets around as much as this one...

 

[Teapot]

I wonder if the admins had more trouble with one that gets around as much as this one...

We have a wonderful feature on this forum called the spam cleaner. It's three clicks to ban the user and delete all their content, takes all of five seconds. As you can imagine, I love it.

 

[Adam-M]

Ey, I'm finally getting propositioned by our spammer. Nice to see I wasn't left out.

But I was