You’re trying to get me to aren’t you? I’m onto you...Please. By all means don't.
I’m similar to your dad there, I’m not a tradesperson however that doesn’t mean I don’t know what they’re actually meant to do. Tbh if most things need doing around here I’ll just do them, unless yknow it’s like eltrical stuff or more serious plumbing stuff. Actually make that any plumbing stuff, they decided to put the stopcock BEHIND a cupboard so no one can use it.
I’m from... somewhere.
I think one of my brain cells just died.
This is correct, though what is "Kyubey?"He’s giving you advise for when you sign your next contract. It could be Kyubey.
He’s giving you advise for when you sign your next contract. It could be Kyubey.
Yeah, things that have a chance of going boom or killing me I’ll leave to others. That way if they die I can shout at them. Alternatively if they do a good job (unlikely) I’ll be happy.My Dad HATES seeing botched jobs, he literally will do some work in our own house, and if he's made a hash, he rips it out and starts again! I totally agree, my Dad can do most general things, even outside of his expertise, but he leaves the skilled trades to the pros (electrics/gas/pluming etc). We had the council come in to replace our kitchen - they made such a hash, that my Dad ended up taking it all apart and doing it himself!
Wolverhampton/Dudey/West Brom...got it
Had en ex from Dudley, he used "Mom"...He was also an a$$hole, something, that you, are not!
Unlikely but possible.You've got spare though, right?
Yeah, things that have a chance of going boom or killing me I’ll leave to others. That way if they die I can shout at them. Alternatively if they do a good job (unlikely) I’ll be happy.
Ugh. Most I’ve met from Dudley are that way inclined. It’s pretty much asshat central.
Unlikely but possible.
You forget that I'm blunt, Dandy or otherwise, baby! Gotta watch those forms, especially for cults and attics, things might not turn out groovy...*Gasp* DUDE...I...I've stuck by you, stroked your Dandy ego...I look out for your safety in this treacherous weather!
(Aaaaaaaaand kind of mocked your autocorrect spellings too)...
*Cries*
Uh-oh. I’d be nicer or at least less mean if he joined the cult. Mwuhahaha.I hovered just above the belt with my comment, I believe you've gone well below with that one though XD
Seems like you are familiar with contacts. That’s groovy, baby!You forget that I'm blunt, Dandy or otherwise, baby! Gotta watch those forms, especially for cults and attics, things might not turn out groovy...
When you're an alien bounty hunter, you're bound to fill out some paperwork, baby!Seems like you are familiar with contacts. That’s groovy, baby!
You forget that I'm blunt, Dandy or otherwise, baby! Gotta watch those forms, especially for cults and attics, things might not turn out groovy...
I didn’t know bluntness had money.True, true, you got me there, baby!
Well, I'll let you off the hook too then, since your bluntness is very well received and has bought me much amusement
Ok. I’ll just throw salt at you and possibly get you exorcised. You better be a good helpful spirit.Phobos if I die in your attic I will be the resident spirit that haunts your house!
And pinch all of your chicken dippers...