Quote of the day!!

Discussion in 'Random Chit-Chat' started by Vashdaman, Dec 3, 2011.

  1. ilmaestro

    ilmaestro State Alchemist

    "It ain't over 'til it's over" - Yogi Berra
  2. Soubi-Hurt

    Soubi-Hurt Student Council President

    "For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2."
    David Coleman
  3. ilmaestro

    ilmaestro State Alchemist

    "I really didn't say everything I said" - Yogi Berra

    And I'm done.
  4. ayase

    ayase Godhand

    “Whatever he might have denied me was unimportant; it was the fact that he could deny me anything at all, even what I didn't want” - Hunter S. Thompson
  5. Vashdaman

    Vashdaman Za Warudo

    A Follower of Lao Lai Tzu was gathering firewood, when he chanced to meet Confucius. On his return he said, 'There is a man who has a long body and short legs, a slightly humped back and his ears far back. He seems like one who is preoccupied with all the troubles of the four oceans. I don't know who he is.'
    Lao Lai Tzu said, 'This is Confucius. Call him over here.'

    Confucius came. Lao Lai Tzu said, 'Comfucius! Rid yourself of your pride and that smug look on your face and you could then become a nobleman.'
    Confucius bowed and retreated and then a look of astonishment came over his face and he asked, 'Do you think I could manage this?'
    Lao Lai Tzu said, ' You can't bear the sufferings of this generation, therefore you go and cause trouble for ten thousand generations to come. Do you set out to be this miserable or don't you realize what you are doing?'
    - Again from the brilliant The Book of Chuang Tzu

    Sorry it's a tad long.
  6. ilmaestro

    ilmaestro State Alchemist

    "Shoutout to @fatcoach72 and Caverna HS! Congrats on your outstanding scholastic achievements" - Tad Long.

    My apologies, also.
  7. ayase

    ayase Godhand

    "Beware the irrational, however seductive. Shun the 'transcendent' and all who invite you to subordinate or annihilate yourself. Distrust compassion; prefer dignity for yourself and others. Don't be afraid to be thought arrogant or selfish. Picture all experts as if they were mammals. Never be a spectator of unfairness or stupidity. Seek out argument and disputation for their own sake; the grave will supply plenty of time for silence. Suspect your own motives, and all excuses. Do not live for others any more than you would expect others to live for you." - Christopher Hitchens, who died today.
  8. Voddas

    Voddas Symphogear

    "I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. " - Les Dawson
  9. Vashdaman

    Vashdaman Za Warudo

    "Good order results spontaneously when things are let alone."
    Once again another gem from Chuang Tzu
  10. Vashdaman

    Vashdaman Za Warudo

    Europe is beginning to sense that the overblown one sidedness of it's intellectual culture (most clearly expressed in scientific specialization) is in need of correction, a revitalization coming from the opposite pole. The widespread yearning is not for a new ethics or way of thinking, but for a culture of the spiritual function that our intellectual approach to life has not been able to provide. This is the general yearning not so much for a Buddha or Laotze but for a yogic capability. We have learned that humanity can cultivate it's intellect to an astonishing level of accomplisment without becoming master of it's soul.

    I thought this beautiful quote from one of my favorite authors Hermann Hesse would be a good accompaniment to my latest entry in the dork or Dawk thread.
  11. Vashdaman

    Vashdaman Za Warudo

    Always respond intelligently, even to unintelligence-Lao Tzu
  12. ayase

    ayase Godhand

    Thread needs counterbalance.

    “I knew a Buddhist once, and I’ve hated myself ever since. The whole thing was a failure. He was a priest of some kind, and he was also extremely rich. They called him a monk and he wore the saffron robes and I hated him because of his arrogance. He thought he knew everything.

    One day I was trying to rent a large downtown property from him, and he mocked me. ‘You are dumb’ he said. ‘You are doomed if you stay in this business. The stupid are gobbled up quickly.’ ‘I understand’ I said. ‘I am stupid. I am doomed but I think I know something you don’t.’ He laughed. ‘Nonsense’ he said. ‘You are a fool. You know nothing.’ I nodded respectfully and leaned closer to him, as if to whisper a secret. ‘I know the answer to the greatest riddle of all,’ I said. He chuckled. ‘And what is that?’ he said. ‘And you’d better be right, or I’ll kill you.’

    ‘I know the sound of one hand clapping,’ I said. ‘I have finally discovered the answer.’ Several other Buddhists in the room laughed out loud, at this point. I know they wanted to humiliate me, and now they had me trapped – because there is no answer to that question. These saffron bastards have been teasing us with it forever. They are amused at our failure to grasp it.

    Ho ho, I went into a drastic crouch and hung my left hand low, behind my knee. ‘Lean closer,’ I said to him. ‘I want to answer your high and unanswerable question.’ As he leaned his bright bald head a little closer into my orbit, I suddenly leaped up and bashed him flat on the ear with the palm of my left hand. It was slightly cupped, so as to deliver maximum energy on impact. An isolated package of air is suddenly driven through the Eustachian tube and into the middle brain at quantum speed, causing pain, fear and extreme insult to the tissue.

    The monk staggered sideways and screamed, grasping his head in agony. Then he fell to the floor and cursed me. ‘You swine!’ he croaked. ‘Why did you hit me and burst my eardrum?’ ‘Because that,’ I said, ‘is the sound of one hand clapping. That is the answer to your question. I have the answer now, and you are deaf.’ ’Indeed’ he said. ‘I am deaf, but I am smarter. I am wise in a different way.’ He grinned vacantly and reached out to shake my hand. ‘You are welcome,’ I said. ‘I am after all a doctor.’
    - Hunter S. Thompson
  13. mangaman74

    mangaman74 Akatsuki

    The more you drive, the less intelligent you are - Miller (Repo Man)
  14. Ryo Chan

    Ryo Chan Symphogear

    I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bull****! I did not hit her!
    I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark.

    The Room :D
  15. ayase

    ayase Godhand

  16. MrLaserSharkKH

    MrLaserSharkKH Stand User

    "You should never get between people and their pudding." - Milly Thompson
  17. Ian Wolf

    Ian Wolf Diclonius AUKN Staff

    "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce
  18. Joshawott

    Joshawott Monsieur Monster AUKN Staff

  19. Vashdaman

    Vashdaman Za Warudo

    Excellent! I'm proud to see my thread is still going. To carry on from where Mrlaser left off-

    "I have a separate stomach for cake and ice cream."-Milly Thompson
  20. ayase

    ayase Godhand

    The fashionable ideology that "artificial" lacks the inherent goodness of "natural" is an appealing, but hopelessly simplistic notion of the intellectually chic. Artifice is the result of a deliberate intent to make. Nature also "makes" things, using a set of basic building blocks common throughout the universe. Exchanging infinite time for deliberate design, nature has ingeniously built plants, planets, galaxies and unimaginable constructs which seem to structure the universe itself. What we call "natural" is simply the result of whatever set of rules nature has followed in fashioning our observable reality. On planet Earth, nature has manipulated the common elements to fashion everything from bacteria to the molten core of the planet. Discoveries in the "nano" technologies of bio, molecular, and micro engineering will re-edit the nomenclature of "natural" versus "unnatural", blurring if not erasing the line of distinction between "machine" and "organism", "natural" and "unnatural", "God-given" and "man-made" - Syd Mead

    Excellent quote I just came across, puts something into words I've long believed but never been able to adequately describe.