Man marries giant cushion

Kirrimir said:
Read this last week, man is sad ass.
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So you love a pillow. Fair enough. That's a bit sad, but within acceptable parameters of sadness. The point at which you buy the pillow a wedding dress and have a public ceremony performed, thereby ensuring that the pillow is the only thing you will ever be able to love for the rest of your life* makes me wonder if he couldn't have better spent that money on anything else in the entire world.



*By which I do of course mean that after that no real woman would have you, rather than any complications resulting from the act of marriage itself.
 
Hugging pillows have become a huge hit in Japan as a way for teenage fans to get to grips with their favourite cartoon fantasy women.
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I don't want to go anywhere near someone's hugging pillow... eww
 
You think it would be something want to keep quiet to yourself not broadcast it to everybody, something to do privately in your own home. As for now on his going to face unwarranted stigma from other people when it likely other people do a lot worse things. But they won't face criticism for whatever they do as they keep it private to themselves.
 
Dave said:
You think it would be something want to keep quiet to yourself not broadcast it to everybody, something to do privately in your own home. As for now on his going to face unwarranted stigma from other people when it likely other people do a lot worse things. But they won't face criticism for whatever they do as they keep it private to themselves.
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You can't get married without witnesses so I don't see how he could marry it without media attention.
 
Soubi-Hurt said:
This is objectsexualisation.

There was a american women who had sex with a banister, piano and a fairground ride.

Slag
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Yeah I've heard of this too, but they give a different name for those who love their cars. At least I think it is, "Mechaphiles"

So you can guess what the first installment will be for gundams IRL :p
 
NEWS at 10; Humanity wiped out by hugging pillows.

As the Japanese craze of buying pillows with the likeness of your favourite soap character/pin up sweeps the planet reproduction rates fall to an all time low.

However the sales of Fabreze and wet wipes are astronomic a minister for trade stated.
 
Maxon said:
Dave said:
You think it would be something want to keep quiet to yourself not broadcast it to everybody, something to do privately in your own home. As for now on his going to face unwarranted stigma from other people when it likely other people do a lot worse things. But they won't face criticism for whatever they do as they keep it private to themselves.
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You can't get married without witnesses so I don't see how he could marry it without media attention.
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Somehow I don't think anywhere in the world that a marriage to cushion can be considered a legal marriage.
 
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