I'm not misinterpreting anything here. And if I was, which I'm not, it'd be your fault because your sentences lack clarity as a result of you trying to argue in favour of what is a terrible film from a story standpoint.
You argued against people bashing AC because it has too much much fan service and wasn't good as a standalone film. So, you were saying that it doesn't matter if it has too much fan service and can't be considered a decent film based on its own merits. How the hell else was I supposed to interpret those comments?
I would advise you to learn to express yourself better but that isn't the problem - you're just throwing insults at me because you're upset that you can't think up a decent counter-argument to anything I said. It almost brings a tear to my eye...
You're absurdly transparent. Just because the story didn't centre on buxom Tifa or teenage Yuffie you claim there is "no story". Actually, if you weren't so busy crying over the lack of female leads, you'd have noticed that the story centred on Cloud Strife, who was actually the main character in FFVII, remember?
...What on earth? lol.
Yeah, I jacked off a lot over Tifa when I played the game on the PS1. Those big boobies, with nipples poking through... The game really highligted her assets with those HD graphics. And the horse hands were hot as ****.
Once again, you show you have a brain the size of a squirrel (they're cuter than you, mind) by not realizing that my comment about Tifa and Aeris' assets was on off-hand joke. Can you even pick up on sarcasm at all?
You're saying the source of Cloud's emotional turmoil was entirely centred on Aerith; yet even a 5-year-old would notice that Cloud had issues before he even meets Aerith in the game.
Well, to tell you the truth Geek, I did notice something odd that's bothered me about Cloud since I started FFVII: the size of his sword. I'm not one to talk about the size of another mans manhood but, when a guy uses a weapon that's bigger than himself for no real reason, it must mean he has issues
down there.
Zack probably also had penis issues, the buster sword originally being his and all.
As for you feeling embarrassed on my behalf, don't worry - I'd be more humiliated if I were you and I read through my posts. You think you're a FFVII expert of sorts, arguing against anyone who attacks your beloved obsessions, yet you're actually clueless. 'Tis impressive.
Cloud came to terms with his past after coming out of his coma, towards the end of FFVII. He told the crew; his friends everything and for the first time since his encounter with Sephiroth he knew who he was. His friends accepted him, he accepted himself and, together, they saved the world from Jenova, Sephiroth and the asteriod of doom. He was all set to live on, with Aeris' memory in his heart and Tifa as his present.
FFVII was intended to be a single game, with nothing else added on. As such, the story was complete, character development and all, by the time the game ended. The only thing left to do without coming up with rubbish (like AC) was to fill in holes present in the original story (like LA). If FFVII hadn't been such a hit and hadn't become a huuuuge cash cow, there wouldn't have been any sequels to the original, and that's because there shouldn't have been anything left to cover in a sequel.
The movie tried to work in elements from the game by regressing Cloud back to the way he was before the end of the game, throwing in visualizations of Aeris and Zack and, of course, ending with a Cloud vs. Sephiroth fight, but there was nothing else. A disease involving Jenova that wasn't explained at all and random filler villains who were never explained because they shouldn't have existed - that's all AC offered in terms of new content. I repeat, it didn't have a story - just a bad mix of completed plot elements from the game and unexplained new elements that were just thrown in to make it a sequel.
Y'know Geek, you really should leave this forum. No-one likes you, most think of you as a bigger prick than me and, to be perfectly honestly, you're an opinionated dumbfuck who can't back up what he says and, instead, is only able to string out arguments without giving up. Even here you've failed to shut me up by explaining the wonderful plot of Advent Children, with you instead opting to show your lack of general FFVII knowledge instead by suggesting completed game plot elements weren't complete already.
I'll leave you to it now. I hope you like Complete, by the way.
Edit: Still on topic, this is how I picture you when you were 13 and still in denial:
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/mature
will be buying this for sure.
