Count to a Million
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Tachi
Mushi-shi
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Mornin, okay 1st things 1st.....everyone has to check out the de-motivational pictures thread and the paladramic post thread....for your morning fix of lulz
hows all?
*looks around* great...alone, and im in a jokey mood too lol
here: for whoever appears..
The deaf genie
A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter.
The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag?
The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man of about 12 inches tall and sets him on the counter.
He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well.
He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench.
The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart.
'Where on earth did you get that?' asked the surprised bartender.
The man responds by reaching into the paper bag. This time he pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says: 'Here, Rub it.'
So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him. 'I will grant you one wish - just one.'
The bartender gets real excited. Without hesitating he says,
'I want a million bucks!'
A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. Another duck, then another soon follow it. Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they keep coming!
The bartender turns to the man and says, 'You know, I think your genie's a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks.'
The man replies...
'Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist???
Mornin, okay 1st things 1st.....everyone has to check out the de-motivational pictures thread and the paladramic post thread....for your morning fix of lulz
hows all?
*looks around* great...alone, and im in a jokey mood too lol
here: for whoever appears..
The deaf genie
A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter.
The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag?
The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man of about 12 inches tall and sets him on the counter.
He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well.
He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench.
The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart.
'Where on earth did you get that?' asked the surprised bartender.
The man responds by reaching into the paper bag. This time he pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says: 'Here, Rub it.'
So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him. 'I will grant you one wish - just one.'
The bartender gets real excited. Without hesitating he says,
'I want a million bucks!'
A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. Another duck, then another soon follow it. Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they keep coming!
The bartender turns to the man and says, 'You know, I think your genie's a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks.'
The man replies...
'Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist???
Voddas
Symphogear
10,624
*walks in and reads posts on other threads*
:lol: "They see me Rollin" lol
Morning Fox and Tach. I'm having a busy one this morning so I'll be coming and going. Hope your nights went well....
As for me, my boiler stopped working so we had no hot water or heating! Had to go to my sisters for showers. Plumber is coming today at 5 so I'll be leaving work early. Man what a pain.
*looks at pile of work on desk*
*sighs*
*walks in and reads posts on other threads*
:lol: "They see me Rollin" lol
Morning Fox and Tach. I'm having a busy one this morning so I'll be coming and going. Hope your nights went well....
As for me, my boiler stopped working so we had no hot water or heating! Had to go to my sisters for showers. Plumber is coming today at 5 so I'll be leaving work early. Man what a pain.
*looks at pile of work on desk*
*sighs*
Tachi
Mushi-shi
10,628
Glad to see some life again lol and good to hear you liked the jokes and pics.
damn, that sucks Voddas :/ hopefully its fixed soon tho.
here here to that fox....preferrably a really beautiful girl does it
My evening was good thanks, was playing LBP most of it, someone had made the ninja warrior course and the takeshi course lol where i made a level with a tank that you can lull one lever to go forward and the other lever to fire....in a assault course of flaming cars flying round crashing into everything, in the end the Tank always gets destroyed by the cars and you end up running through on foot trying to jump out of the way of the random attacks from the cars and beat the timer to get to the end of the level. so far only 2 people have completed it (its had 100's of people try muhahaha)..one of which being me, the other was a guy on the same team but thats only because one controlled the gun and the other controlled the speed, was hard as hell but good fun,
the other level is a choice...you can either run along the start platfrom and jump onto one of three racepods or drop down and drive a sportscar, the course is the first multiplayer vehicle racer (so far others haven't worked out the way to create vehicles that only take up one path (there's three paths) and have to take up 2 paths for wheels and the car. so im proud for that, you have a race 3/4 of the level to get to the rocket which has a platform which drops down and you jump on it...it then takes you to the cockpit. you pul the lever, it flies up and goes crazy till is crashes back into the block that stopped your car from pregressing past the finishline and therefore releases your racer again, and its another mad dash to the final finishline. alot easier but there's still some problems......like the flaming ramp you jump off at the start. the racecare for those who want to play single player, goes along the same course....but one difference...when it flies off the ramp it lands on a higher platform which releases a robot when you drop back down to the floor level, then its a race to get to the 1st finishline before it destroys your car...and you, when you get to the rocket the robot attacks the rocket and it flies of towards the finish line instead of detroying the block for the racepods
took me ages to do, there was snags on the ramp stopping you from getting up without a problem, but it was smotthend out and no works fine
Glad to see some life again lol and good to hear you liked the jokes and pics.
damn, that sucks Voddas :/ hopefully its fixed soon tho.
here here to that fox....preferrably a really beautiful girl does it
My evening was good thanks, was playing LBP most of it, someone had made the ninja warrior course and the takeshi course lol where i made a level with a tank that you can lull one lever to go forward and the other lever to fire....in a assault course of flaming cars flying round crashing into everything, in the end the Tank always gets destroyed by the cars and you end up running through on foot trying to jump out of the way of the random attacks from the cars and beat the timer to get to the end of the level. so far only 2 people have completed it (its had 100's of people try muhahaha)..one of which being me, the other was a guy on the same team but thats only because one controlled the gun and the other controlled the speed, was hard as hell but good fun,
the other level is a choice...you can either run along the start platfrom and jump onto one of three racepods or drop down and drive a sportscar, the course is the first multiplayer vehicle racer (so far others haven't worked out the way to create vehicles that only take up one path (there's three paths) and have to take up 2 paths for wheels and the car. so im proud for that, you have a race 3/4 of the level to get to the rocket which has a platform which drops down and you jump on it...it then takes you to the cockpit. you pul the lever, it flies up and goes crazy till is crashes back into the block that stopped your car from pregressing past the finishline and therefore releases your racer again, and its another mad dash to the final finishline. alot easier but there's still some problems......like the flaming ramp you jump off at the start. the racecare for those who want to play single player, goes along the same course....but one difference...when it flies off the ramp it lands on a higher platform which releases a robot when you drop back down to the floor level, then its a race to get to the 1st finishline before it destroys your car...and you, when you get to the rocket the robot attacks the rocket and it flies of towards the finish line instead of detroying the block for the racepods
took me ages to do, there was snags on the ramp stopping you from getting up without a problem, but it was smotthend out and no works fine
Voddas
Symphogear
10,629
Hi Fox. I see you've moved to a previouse avatar there. Get tired of Claire? I've had the same avatar for a long long time... but I likes it. It's now my face on the forums.
I really can't be doing with today. At least I got a late start and I'll be getting an early finish so I can't really complain.
Still want my bed like -_- zzzZZZZZZ
EDIT/ Sounds like you had a good night Tach! I was quite busy doing stuff last night. What free time I had I played on COD4. I love that my PC is now all shiny and fixed. ^______________^
Hi Fox. I see you've moved to a previouse avatar there. Get tired of Claire? I've had the same avatar for a long long time... but I likes it. It's now my face on the forums.
I really can't be doing with today. At least I got a late start and I'll be getting an early finish so I can't really complain.
Still want my bed like -_- zzzZZZZZZ
EDIT/ Sounds like you had a good night Tach! I was quite busy doing stuff last night. What free time I had I played on COD4. I love that my PC is now all shiny and fixed. ^______________^
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Not tired of her, just its not a great pic of her. its hard finding pics that are 100x100.
I cant actually see your pic voddas. You should save it to my pictures, and then attach it from there, that way we can all see as alot of people dont have photobucket ahem...me lol
@ Tachi, yeah I would'nt mind being in the company of a beautiful girl, yet I get you and voddas haha
Not tired of her, just its not a great pic of her. its hard finding pics that are 100x100.
I cant actually see your pic voddas. You should save it to my pictures, and then attach it from there, that way we can all see as alot of people dont have photobucket ahem...me lol
@ Tachi, yeah I would'nt mind being in the company of a beautiful girl, yet I get you and voddas haha
10630 *Preforms Final Fusion*
*GaoFighGar appears overhead and lands ontop a buidling and squashs it flat*
>_>...<_<
*pushes building remains into river and whistles*
Morning all, the King of Braves has arrived
*heroic pose*
I still have another possible two avatars i could change into yet all made at the same time as the current one
*GaoFighGar appears overhead and lands ontop a buidling and squashs it flat*
>_>...<_<
*pushes building remains into river and whistles*
Morning all, the King of Braves has arrived
*heroic pose*
I still have another possible two avatars i could change into yet
all made at the same time as the current one10,631
Hey black
I watched episode 5 of Divergence eve which concludes Vol.1. It is really bad but as bad as I remembered. The male reporter has just been introduced, I assume this is going to be a love interest.
I may buy Vols 2+3 as there only £3.99 from my local GoldenDiscs
Also watched episodes 11+12 of Chrono Crusade and Azmaria is actually quite sweet. I take it back. I did see a clip of the jewel witch pushing Rosettes face into her cleavage though, was wondering what that was aboyt haha, I love they way they always make the girls look as if their "enjoying" the awkward moment haha
Hey black
I watched episode 5 of Divergence eve which concludes Vol.1. It is really bad but as bad as I remembered. The male reporter has just been introduced, I assume this is going to be a love interest.
I may buy Vols 2+3 as there only £3.99 from my local GoldenDiscs
Also watched episodes 11+12 of Chrono Crusade and Azmaria is actually quite sweet. I take it back. I did see a clip of the jewel witch pushing Rosettes face into her cleavage though, was wondering what that was aboyt haha, I love they way they always make the girls look as if their "enjoying" the awkward moment haha
10634 Actually i watched both that ep and the 2nd ep that followed straight after on BBC3 i like Heroes a lot, its not the best thing ever as some people would have you believe (neither is Lost, they are both good shows in a sea of crapness though i think Heroes is better but that's just personal opinion) but i enjoy it
Now for the drawing...Just to let you know this is the same girl as i posted a drawing off in Fox's tattoo thread before just chibi'fied
Behold Chibi Elessa!
Actually i watched both that ep and the 2nd ep that followed straight after on BBC3 i like Heroes a lot, its not the best thing ever as some people would have you believe (neither is Lost, they are both good shows in a sea of crapness though i think Heroes is better but that's just personal opinion) but i enjoy it Now for the drawing...Just to let you know this is the same girl as i posted a drawing off in Fox's tattoo thread before just chibi'fied
Behold Chibi Elessa!
Will-O'-The-Wisp
Cardcaptor
Foxstripe said:10,633
Did you watch Heroes on Channel 2? me too, I want my hour back. For some reason I find heroes very boring and the acting is really bad!!
All the ingrediants are there for me to enjoy but the result is just tosh IMO. Cant get into it
do show black
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The actings awesome IMO... some character's are supposed to seem dull or depressed, if that's what you're basing it on =|. But then, to each is thar own ^^.
(Awesome drawing, d00de)
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I like her Black, your keeping the continuity aswell which is very hard.
@Will - from what I saw the acting from Hiro and some girl who can run super fast. she was appauling. When she stole the letter from Hiro.
Sometimes it just feels very Dawsons Creek. Not cool lol but apparently its good,8 billion people cant be wrong
I like her Black, your keeping the continuity aswell which is very hard.
@Will - from what I saw the acting from Hiro and some girl who can run super fast. she was appauling. When she stole the letter from Hiro.
Sometimes it just feels very Dawsons Creek. Not cool lol but apparently its good,8 billion people cant be wrong
Rena Ryuugu
Oyashiro-Sama
10,637
Hi everyone
Hi everyone