Count to a Million
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Morning Voddas, having trouble shaving I see?
No not yet, I hav'nt really got the money to buy the next Volume yet
especially after I went Toni&Guy last night and tehy stung me £56 for a stupid haircut! just because the styling director cut it, it was'nt even that good!
Hey Tachi, how was ya evening
Morning Voddas, having trouble shaving I see?
No not yet, I hav'nt really got the money to buy the next Volume yet
especially after I went Toni&Guy last night and tehy stung me £56 for a stupid haircut! just because the styling director cut it, it was'nt even that good!Hey Tachi, how was ya evening
Voddas
Symphogear
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HOW MUCH?!!! O_O Wow, and I thought paying £20 was a bit much for a blokes hair-do. Luckily I know a few stylists at a BOSS Salon so when ever I need a good cut I go there... most of the time though I just go to the local barbers and have if lopped off shaver style =P
Morning Tachi.... *wipes dust of Tachi's shoulder from vent*
HOW MUCH?!!! O_O Wow, and I thought paying £20 was a bit much for a blokes hair-do. Luckily I know a few stylists at a BOSS Salon so when ever I need a good cut I go there... most of the time though I just go to the local barbers and have if lopped off shaver style =P
Morning Tachi.... *wipes dust of Tachi's shoulder from vent*
Tachi
Mushi-shi
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*wipes dust off rest of self* cheers Voddas
You see, what did i tell you fox? the guy who sweeps the floor is more cost effective afterall :thumb: lol
Evening was okay thanks....well apart from i've now watched all my Naruto dvd's, it had to cut off halfway through the zabuza, haku/squad 7 and kakashi fight didn't it? lol so i've gotta go out and buy more on lunch today.
have more energy today, had a alright nights sleep....still coulda slept all day if i had the choice lol
how are you guys?
*wipes dust off rest of self* cheers Voddas
You see, what did i tell you fox? the guy who sweeps the floor is more cost effective afterall :thumb: lol
Evening was okay thanks....well apart from i've now watched all my Naruto dvd's, it had to cut off halfway through the zabuza, haku/squad 7 and kakashi fight didn't it? lol so i've gotta go out and buy more on lunch today.
have more energy today, had a alright nights sleep....still coulda slept all day if i had the choice lol
how are you guys?
Voddas
Symphogear
10,454
I too slept well last night but I could easily stayed in bed. Was really cozy this morning. Must be the colder weather moving in that's making feel like staying in bed (more so than usual).
I really can't be bothered this week. I hate clock watching but that's exactly what I did yesterday and so far today, doing the same. Makes your work day seem so much longer.
Still an hour untill a break :cry:
*flops onto desk banging his fist and wailing into his arm*
I too slept well last night but I could easily stayed in bed. Was really cozy this morning. Must be the colder weather moving in that's making feel like staying in bed (more so than usual).
I really can't be bothered this week. I hate clock watching but that's exactly what I did yesterday and so far today, doing the same. Makes your work day seem so much longer.
Still an hour untill a break :cry:
*flops onto desk banging his fist and wailing into his arm*
Tachi
Mushi-shi
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I have a reason....but its sorta one of those "only in this situation" get out clauses.
my family have all come down with colds and sister and mum where off lastweek for 4 days, dads been off today and yesterday....my immune systems on top form (for a person whos had 8 hours sleep over 2 days) lol but thinking about it...could act like i have a cold and get sent home. we don't have staffing problems to worry about as everyones in today..hmmmm :twisted:
I have a reason....but its sorta one of those "only in this situation" get out clauses.
my family have all come down with colds and sister and mum where off lastweek for 4 days, dads been off today and yesterday....my immune systems on top form (for a person whos had 8 hours sleep over 2 days) lol but thinking about it...could act like i have a cold and get sent home. we don't have staffing problems to worry about as everyones in today..hmmmm :twisted:
Voddas
Symphogear
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I hate it when I get in that frame of mind at work. Never been any good at faking it. Luckly tho, when you get older people believe you, so you don't need to fake it.
Yeah, hi, I'm feeling really bad today, my stomach is all over the place. I need to go home.
*score*
SEE YA!!!!
I hate it when I get in that frame of mind at work. Never been any good at faking it. Luckly tho, when you get older people believe you, so you don't need to fake it.
Yeah, hi, I'm feeling really bad today, my stomach is all over the place. I need to go home.
*score*
SEE YA!!!!
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haha yeah I know. I pretty good at faking it. I have used the following excuses in the past
*rings work* Hi boss, I was on my train this morning and someone threw up all over my suit so I had to get off the next stop go home and get it dry cleaned. GENIOUS!
Also *rings work* Hi boss, I cant make it in today, where there is ice on the roads, a car has skidded round a corner, hit my dads car and my dads car has rolled into my garage and nocked the door off. My parents are away on holiday and I cant leave the house with all the contents of the garage exposed. GENIOUS again!
feel free to use these
I also used this one *walks into work and sits down.....looks about abit......gets up and says to manager "I have to leave, I dont feel to good"...........gets in lift and goes home*
All 100% true
haha yeah I know. I pretty good at faking it. I have used the following excuses in the past
*rings work* Hi boss, I was on my train this morning and someone threw up all over my suit so I had to get off the next stop go home and get it dry cleaned. GENIOUS!
Also *rings work* Hi boss, I cant make it in today, where there is ice on the roads, a car has skidded round a corner, hit my dads car and my dads car has rolled into my garage and nocked the door off. My parents are away on holiday and I cant leave the house with all the contents of the garage exposed. GENIOUS again!
feel free to use these
I also used this one *walks into work and sits down.....looks about abit......gets up and says to manager "I have to leave, I dont feel to good"...........gets in lift and goes home*
All 100% true
Voddas
Symphogear
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Bravo sir! Braavo!! Very nice Fox. Sometimes the more wierd leads to the more believable. Funny you should say Fox. I've used the "Someone was sick on me" one before (kinda spooky).
I've used: *rings work* Someone ran over my dog and I have to take her to the vet! (harsh but worked)
*rings work*Cows have got into my garden and ripped up everything. There's cow poo all over my drive. Got the police here at the moment. (I laughed)
Can't think of any other ones I've used at the moment as I do actually genuinly get ill at times :lol:
Both 100% true also :twisted:
Bravo sir! Braavo!! Very nice Fox. Sometimes the more wierd leads to the more believable. Funny you should say Fox. I've used the "Someone was sick on me" one before (kinda spooky).
I've used: *rings work* Someone ran over my dog and I have to take her to the vet! (harsh but worked)
*rings work*Cows have got into my garden and ripped up everything. There's cow poo all over my drive. Got the police here at the moment. (I laughed)
Can't think of any other ones I've used at the moment as I do actually genuinly get ill at times :lol:
Both 100% true also :twisted:
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Haha Cows in my garden BRILLIANT, there so unbeliavable that your boss just thinks "surely he cant be making this up" haha
Maybe i'll try this one soon *rings work* Morning, erm I was asleep last night and a giant load of frozen turd fell from an aeroplane into my conservatory, I have the fire brigade round as we speak clearing this **** up"
haha it might work
Haha Cows in my garden BRILLIANT, there so unbeliavable that your boss just thinks "surely he cant be making this up" haha
Maybe i'll try this one soon *rings work* Morning, erm I was asleep last night and a giant load of frozen turd fell from an aeroplane into my conservatory, I have the fire brigade round as we speak clearing this **** up"
haha it might work
Tachi
Mushi-shi
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LMAO all genius, afraid mine aren't too imaginitive but they worked so im happy
well, thats where the pretence is all in vain for me....as my mum also works for the nhs and is a higher manager than me.
well known throughout the trust so basically if i ever have that urge to go home then i have to be calculative about it, make it all make sense and believable to all including my mum.
when i worked in the I.T Dept for the nhs i gave these reasons for not going to work, and once i went home halfway through the day without saying a word lol
*rings boss* sorry jamie i can't come into work, the dog ate my sisters homework project, was a pasta collage, wasn't actually that bad to be honest. but the dog ate it and has been throwing up all over the place, im going to take him to the vets once i get off the phone,
and
*rings boss* sorry i don't feel well. my heads spinning, feel like going to throw up and i can't feel my legs. concentrating is really hard and i keep blacking out
(aka hung over from goin into town with the lads the night before)
and the dissappearance act half way through a day.
*boss rings mobile* heloo? sorry i was on lunch and my friend blacked out in the middle of town, i've had to take him home but its cut over my lunch hour, i'll be back asap, boss said not to and just look after my mate
the I.T deptartment for the nhs.....complete joke.
LMAO all genius, afraid mine aren't too imaginitive but they worked so im happy
well, thats where the pretence is all in vain for me....as my mum also works for the nhs and is a higher manager than me.
well known throughout the trust so basically if i ever have that urge to go home then i have to be calculative about it, make it all make sense and believable to all including my mum.
when i worked in the I.T Dept for the nhs i gave these reasons for not going to work, and once i went home halfway through the day without saying a word lol
*rings boss* sorry jamie i can't come into work, the dog ate my sisters homework project, was a pasta collage, wasn't actually that bad to be honest. but the dog ate it and has been throwing up all over the place, im going to take him to the vets once i get off the phone,
and
*rings boss* sorry i don't feel well. my heads spinning, feel like going to throw up and i can't feel my legs. concentrating is really hard and i keep blacking out
(aka hung over from goin into town with the lads the night before)
and the dissappearance act half way through a day.
*boss rings mobile* heloo? sorry i was on lunch and my friend blacked out in the middle of town, i've had to take him home but its cut over my lunch hour, i'll be back asap, boss said not to and just look after my mate
the I.T deptartment for the nhs.....complete joke.
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Haha notice there were alot of Blackout excuses there Tach, I may try that, its a good one, specially "my mate blacked out so had to look after him"
probably means "my mate got completly trollied on alcohol and he cant move so I better stay in the pub with him until he sobres up........" haha
Ok Voddas, see you in a mofo
Haha notice there were alot of Blackout excuses there Tach, I may try that, its a good one, specially "my mate blacked out so had to look after him"
probably means "my mate got completly trollied on alcohol and he cant move so I better stay in the pub with him until he sobres up........" haha
Ok Voddas, see you in a mofo
Voddas
Symphogear
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*walks back in doing Night Fever dance*
You can tell by the way I move and walk I'm a womans man, no time to talk
The weather outside work is insane. I can tell allready that this is gonna be a bad winter. Wind last year was imense and I expect it'll just get worse with each year until there's a global meltdown.
Either that or nature will turn on us and excrete a toxic gas that only kills humans....
*grabs plant off desk and throws threw the window*
Phew.... that was close....
*walks back in doing Night Fever dance*
You can tell by the way I move and walk I'm a womans man, no time to talk
The weather outside work is insane. I can tell allready that this is gonna be a bad winter. Wind last year was imense and I expect it'll just get worse with each year until there's a global meltdown.
Either that or nature will turn on us and excrete a toxic gas that only kills humans....
*grabs plant off desk and throws threw the window*
Phew.... that was close....