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> Virginity's like a
> bubble, one prick, all gone.
> Man who run in
> front of car get tired.
> Man who run behind
> car get exhausted.
> Man with hand in
> pocket feel cocky all day.
> Foolish man give
> wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
> Man with one
> chopstick go hungry.
> Man who scratch ass
> should not bite fingernails.
> Man who eat many
> prunes get good run for money.
> Baseball is wrong:
> man with four balls cannot walk.
> War does not
> determine who is right, war determine who is left.
> Wife who put
> husband in doghouse soon find him in
> cathouse.
> Man who fight with
> wife all day get no piece at night.
> It take many nails
> to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
> Man who drive like
> hell, bound to get there.
> Man who stand on
> toilet is high on pot.
> Man who live in
> glass house should change clothes in
> basement.
> Man who fish in
> other man's well often catch crabs.
> Man who fart in
> church sit in own pew.
> Crowded elevator
> smell different to midget.