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Oh my AUK, you've really jumped the shark with this one.

Snubbed the Illusive Man and... done. I take it the after-game exists so you don't have to restart the game to put your character through any future DLC? My level 50 import didn't even get to level 30, and I turned the game upside down...

Neither am I, but the fact of the matter was that the Inventory was an epic mess in Mass Effect 1, and the RPG elements that were lost are far outweighed by the advances made in every single other aspect of the game. It's one of those 'good sequels' that is actually pretty bad as a way of...

I'm glad I continued as one. You get all the guns you'll ever need... then the maxed-out cloak ability is like a shield and damage boost in one, and the hack ability creates a whole lot of mess when Mechs or Geth are on the battlefield. Bit disappointed at the unity-damaging arguments a couple...

The articles themselves are basically just covert attacks on transmen and a little bit of anti-gay sentiment for good measure ("London's Daily Mail reports"*). They're always trying to highlight some kind of hypocrisy in LGBT stories (here supposedly, it's "Woman who says they're a Man proves...

Never thought I'd see the day when you criticised someone else's spelling :P

I'm going to take the unpopular option and say the Simpsons is probably the greatest comedy show ever created. It's a different show now (a mostly terrible one at that), but in that glorious half-decade when the show got over its own phenomenon, and before it began bizarrely cannibalising...

I have positive memories about the 'original' Aliens Vs Predator*, but the funk is that Rebellion have sucked ever since, and given that the original itself is available on Steam for less than a pint of something worth having (well, except Milk), I'm waiting for the reviews to promise me this...

I only played as far as 'hunting' a video sphere of a crappy engine rendered waterfall in Besaid. The beginning of the game was basically prohibitive of experiencing the rest, though I say this as someone who thought that Final Fantasy X itself was a joyless, uninventive world full of rubbish...

It's not like there will never be, or isn't already, ways around SecuRom. Most of these install limited games re-credit you an install when you uninstall them anyway (and others just cut out Securom after a few years of active service). I just don't understand why they've bothered when 15...

Waiting for the demo and probably a price drop. Most unnecessary sequel ever.

Having finished Mass Effect in a less than a week long gaming binge, I'm playing a mix of Ultimate Doom and Osmos before I set about getting immersed in Professor Layton 2.

I'd say Tachi is kind of right actually. When the DVD spec was being drawn up in the 90s, NTSC capable televisions were a luxury that few people had or even realised they had. It took rising e-commerce and the regional differences of the early DVD release market for there to even be a market for...

The problem with this is that Pride and Prejudice and Zombies is complete and utter ***t. The only thing that's clever about the whole enterprise is recognising that 'rewriting' zombies into a public domain book can be done extremely cheaply, and with massive profit resulting. Look, I know...

Anyone else think the animation in the games is generally better than that? The 2D stuff looks more interesting to me anyway...

Last dungeon on Final Fantasy IV DS, then onto Mass Effect. Oh, I also got Professor Layton and Pandora's Box this christmas, but my brain needs to rest a bit. Also got the Doom pack, Audiosurf and Osmos in the Steam sales. I've already sold my old copy of the Doom 3 expansion for the same...

I'm already special :P

Vintage animation can look pretty stunning on Blu-ray (have the 3x Disney films that have made it so far, two of which are the very oldest), but I'm only ever going to be after the odd specifically HD animated series and the feature films on what is ultimately an enthusiast's media. As an...