What is the biggest animal you could kill?

LOL!!! oh ma fly this is actually the funniest topic i have read in AGES! if ever!! makes me feel so wrong but so right... like racist jokes or fatty foods!

ok ill give it a go... i cud kill a t-rex, ide lure it to the antartic with a trail of dead kitten bread crums that i had previously killed while testing what animals i cud kill. and since dinosaurs are cold blooded it wud quickly die from the cold :)
 
skikes said:
ok ill give it a go... i cud kill a t-rex, ide lure it to the antartic with a trail of dead kitten bread crums that i had previously killed while testing what animals i cud kill. and since dinosaurs are cold blooded it wud quickly die from the cold :)
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Most realistic post in this thread.
 
skikes said:
LOL!!! oh ma fly this is actually the funniest topic i have read in AGES! if ever!! makes me feel so wrong but so right... like racist jokes or fatty foods!

ok ill give it a go... i cud kill a t-rex, ide lure it to the antartic with a trail of dead kitten bread crums that i had previously killed while testing what animals i cud kill. and since dinosaurs are cold blooded it wud quickly die from the cold :)
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In that case, I'd choose Snorlax.

I'd slowly barbecue one, and since it's thick-skinned ability would prevent it from feeling, or even sensing it's impending flambe'ing, I'd enjoy a merry few months of snorlax and vegetables.
 
Faye said:
skikes said:
LOL!!! oh ma fly this is actually the funniest topic i have read in AGES! if ever!! makes me feel so wrong but so right... like racist jokes or fatty foods!

ok ill give it a go... i cud kill a t-rex, ide lure it to the antartic with a trail of dead kitten bread crums that i had previously killed while testing what animals i cud kill. and since dinosaurs are cold blooded it wud quickly die from the cold :)
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In that case, I'd choose Snorlax.

I'd slowly barbecue one, and since it's thick-skinned ability would prevent it from feeling, or even sensing it's impending flambe'ing, I'd enjoy a merry few months of snorlax and vegetables.
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BEST TOPIC EVER!!
 
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