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<blockquote data-quote="ayase" data-source="post: 609054" data-attributes="member: 183">I've been feeling like playing games again to cheer me up, so I've just started with Crusader Kings III. I don't think I really play this game the way I'm supposed to, more like it's Medieval Sims, but with incest and murder. I got so attached to the tutorial character that I haven't even started any new games. Once I became King of Ireland I just stopped expanding and concentrated solely on marriages and alliances and internal politics so no-one will ever threaten my grip on power and in the process, I'm slowly turning every royal family in northern Europe into albinos through my current King's nine children (only two of which were by his first wife, who was awful, so he divorced her and married his Bavarian giantess mistress and theirs has been a beautiful love story of near-constant baby-making). I'm so upset now though that I can't grant my favourite giant gay albino bastard daughter any landed titles due to Catholicism not allowing it that I'm seriously considering heresy. I don't think the Pope can touch me at this point, I mean we are both secretly witches already.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="ayase, post: 609054, member: 183"] I've been feeling like playing games again to cheer me up, so I've just started with [B]Crusader Kings III[/B]. I don't think I really play this game the way I'm supposed to, more like it's Medieval Sims, but with incest and murder. I got so attached to the tutorial character that I haven't even started any new games. Once I became King of Ireland I just stopped expanding and concentrated solely on marriages and alliances and internal politics so no-one will ever threaten my grip on power and in the process, I'm slowly turning every royal family in northern Europe into albinos through my current King's nine children (only two of which were by his first wife, who was awful, so he divorced her and married his Bavarian giantess mistress and theirs has been a beautiful love story of near-constant baby-making). I'm so upset now though that I can't grant my favourite giant gay albino bastard daughter any landed titles due to Catholicism not allowing it that I'm seriously considering heresy. I don't think the Pope can touch me at this point, I mean we are both secretly witches already. [/QUOTE]

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