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It will all be provided to you are regular intervals. I’m glad we can agree on things so quickly, I might allow you the odd bit of tea as a special treat.
It's a pleasure to be held prisoner/kept as a pet by you @Phobos , I look forward to my teas! You're ... such an agreeable cult leader!
 
It will all be provided to you are regular intervals. I’m glad we can agree on things so quickly, I might allow you the odd bit of tea as a special treat.

meh. Who needs a degree anyway?
Anyone who wants a job in this day and age, especially us in our early 20s. I wish that sh*tposting job was real.
 
I wish I could get paid for talking sh*te, I'm really good at that! All of my interviewing panels could testify...
 
Incorrect. Tomorrow is my birthday, I hope you have come up with a party for your cult leader. It had better be full of new recruits.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR SATAN...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TOOOOOOOOOOO...YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

SEND ME CAKE PLEASE!

(**** I havn't planned a party I haven't planend a party help help help help meeeeeeeeeeeee!)
 
*Gasps* the Bloke form Stoke is lurking...

Oi, Dave! Show yourself, you elusive beast!

Where have you been?
What have you been doing/buying/watching/whatever?
Can you give me money...please?
Also, are you any good at party-planning at such short notice?
 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR SATAN...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TOOOOOOOOOOO...YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

SEND ME CAKE PLEASE!

(**** I havn't planned a party I haven't planend a party help help help help meeeeeeeeeeeee!)
No cake for you unless you bake me one.
If I get the job can my happiness be a birthday present to you?
No. Your happiness is not my happiness.
You can have a meme
A meme from you is the best sort of birthday present.
 
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