gaara-sama
Kiznaiver
i was late for school today and i wondered what excuses do people come out with in situations tht mean trouble. i just said im late cause well cause i dont give a reason
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Awww, and here I was expecting some good ole' fashioned folk tales.
You raised my hopes, then dashed them expertly. Bravo.
Back on topic:
I'm going to hell for this for sure, but about 2 years ago in school, I skipped a whole week and said I was attending a funeral in Brighton.
The suckers bought the entire story.
Let the judging begin! :twisted:
You raised my hopes, then dashed them expertly. Bravo.
Back on topic:
I'm going to hell for this for sure, but about 2 years ago in school, I skipped a whole week and said I was attending a funeral in Brighton.
The suckers bought the entire story.
Let the judging begin! :twisted:
gaara-sama
Kiznaiver
yeah some are good but the ol fashoned ma dog ait it shure is a bugger what if your dog did eat ur work suckers dont believe ****
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One of my favs is quite a long winded one, ready,
Teacher : Why are you late again?
Me: well you see sir I was putting up xmas decorations nailing them around the living room when my ladder slipped, I hit my thumb with the hammer and smashed a light bulb. When the bulb smashed the electric short circuted and switched off, I then went to tend to my thumb, turn the electric back on and in all the fuss I forgot to re set my alarm clock. Hence I woke up late this morning cos my alarm didnt go off and thats why im late.
I then showed the teacher my swollen thumb which I had actually injured about 20 mins before while in goal playing footie with me mates LOL, not a bad story for 5 seconds work which is about how long it took me to come up with it 8)
Teacher : Why are you late again?
Me: well you see sir I was putting up xmas decorations nailing them around the living room when my ladder slipped, I hit my thumb with the hammer and smashed a light bulb. When the bulb smashed the electric short circuted and switched off, I then went to tend to my thumb, turn the electric back on and in all the fuss I forgot to re set my alarm clock. Hence I woke up late this morning cos my alarm didnt go off and thats why im late.
I then showed the teacher my swollen thumb which I had actually injured about 20 mins before while in goal playing footie with me mates LOL, not a bad story for 5 seconds work which is about how long it took me to come up with it 8)
McIcy said:At work my top 3 excuses are:
- Traffic
- Got pulled over by police for speeding
- Had an allergic reaction to something I ate for breakfast (also my sick-leave excuse)
And you just recycle through those 3, LMAO? :lol:
gaara-sama
Kiznaiver
Hyaku said:McIcy said:At work my top 3 excuses are:
- Traffic
- Got pulled over by police for speeding
- Had an allergic reaction to something I ate for breakfast (also my sick-leave excuse)
And you just recycle through those 3, LMAO? :lol:
The police one won't work every week but people know how I drive so they accept it. The allergy one can be reused indefinately its great.
Oh and I got a flat tyre