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Was an undercover agent for the police for years as an occult specialist, but was thrown off the force after an alleged incident involving the police chiefs desk. Now runs a small bookshop dealing with the paranormal
 
Was once a Scientologist until he invested $100,000 and was told abouit the great galactic council, at that point he realised just how nuts these people were and asked for hs money back, he was promptly ejected from the church and vowed never to buy into this ever again...... until a cheaper option appears that is
 
fell in love with a girl at the Rock show, she shot him down in flames after rippin his heart out, stamped on it & gave it back in a doggy back
 
McIcy has a recorder/player that he has recorded serveral quotes from TV series and movies.
But whenever a situation comes, he always finds the wrong quote...
Boy - Wah, I broke my Actionman!
"Oh my god! They killed Kenny! You B******!"

Poor kid was so traumatised, he became a 1st Degree psychopathic murderer... Thinking everyone's an Actionman.
So much for being the greatest hero of them all...
 
thekendyman said:
Was Kicked out of an Air Band after breaking his air guitar through the air drums

Now nobody will give him a new air guitar
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Air guitars NEVER break, they're like superballs. 8)

Once stole the free sample basket from Milly's Cookies, and tried escaping on someones skateboard, unbeknownst, it was a sidewinder.

Laughter, broken brones, and shattered cookies ensued.
 
Hyaku said:
Once stole the free sample basket from Milly's Cookies, and tried escaping on someones skateboard, unbeknownst, it was a sidewinder.

Laughter, broken brones, and shattered cookies ensued.
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Them broken cookies were nice when I regained conciousness :p

Has tried on many occasions to reach the moon but it kept moving when he was trying to reach it on his ladder at nite
 
thekendyman said:
Hyaku said:
Once stole the free sample basket from Milly's Cookies, and tried escaping on someones skateboard, unbeknownst, it was a sidewinder.

Laughter, broken brones, and shattered cookies ensued.
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Them broken cookies were nice when I regained conciousness :p

Has tried on many occasions to reach the moon but it kept moving when he was trying to reach it on his ladder at nite
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Just in case you were interested, I got ******* close last night. :p

Was once tackled and cuffed for attacking pigeons with a stick.
 
Likes to dance around his sombrero on a rainy day singing to the Pokemon first season soundtrack.

I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST. . .THAT NO-ONE EVER WAS, TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST, TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE. . .I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS. . . .

for the love of god stop me
 
Hyaku said:
Just in case you were interested, I got ******* close last night. :p

Was once tackled and cuffed for attacking pigeons with a stick.
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Try using a reaching Stick tonite then :p

Oh & the Pigeons Had it Coming to them

Tried to join the Jackass team but was declined cause they did not have any use for anyone who fainted at the sight shopping trollies :p
 
Kendyman has tried to run for president of the US twice but was disallowed twice because hit IQ of 57 is too high to be considered for the position
 
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