New research to help prevent prostate cancer

Thats like the best news ever for some people just think of the scene. Wife comes home an catches her man pleasuring himself to... lets say internet porn. She goes mad of course flying into a rage about it an so whats his come back? "Dont be mad im just trying to make sure I dont get prostate cancer an according to researchers this is the best way. Last thing I want to do is get it as I love you an I want to be with you forever so i'm doing this for you aswell as me :D " An so the wife lets him an he lived happily ever after... I can see it happening... really...
 
That Man said:
Thats like the best news ever for some people just think of the scene. Wife comes home an catches her man pleasuring himself to... lets say internet porn. She goes mad of course flying into a rage about it an so whats his come back? "Dont be mad im just trying to make sure I dont get prostate cancer an according to researchers this is the best way. Last thing I want to do is get it as I love you an I want to be with you forever so i'm doing this for you aswell as me :D " An so the wife lets him an he lived happily ever after... I can see it happening... really...
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Reminds me of an old Lee Evans joke :p
 
This has been suggested years ago. How about researching how to cure it instead of "reducing the risk"? It's not as if preventing/reducing risk actually guarantees you're safe.
 
Well I think I am safe then, if I get prostate cancer then this research is a lie.

Now if anyone says "You'll go blind doing that" I can reply, yes but at least I won't get cancer
 
McIcy said:
Well I think I am safe then, if I get prostate cancer then this research is a lie.

Now if anyone says "You'll go blind doing that" I can reply, yes but at least I won't get cancer
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You can only go blind by whacking off if said discharge repeatedly finds it's way into your eyes, which just doesn't happen.
 
Kurogane said:
McIcy said:
Well I think I am safe then, if I get prostate cancer then this research is a lie.

Now if anyone says "You'll go blind doing that" I can reply, yes but at least I won't get cancer
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You can only go blind by whacking off if said discharge repeatedly finds it's way into your eyes, which just doesn't happen.
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*no comment*cough*

Food for thought anyone :)
 
Nick said:
Kurogane said:
McIcy said:
Well I think I am safe then, if I get prostate cancer then this research is a lie.

Now if anyone says "You'll go blind doing that" I can reply, yes but at least I won't get cancer
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You can only go blind by whacking off if said discharge repeatedly finds it's way into your eyes, which just doesn't happen.
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*no comment*cough*

Food for thought anyone :)
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Food for thought....... not the comment I'd choose to make :lol:
 
right i'd like to stay and discuss this breakthrough but er...... I have to meet my erm..... friend .......he'll be coming .....soon

Churchy's inner monologue: its all falling into place!

"If these findings hold up, then it's perfectly reasonable that men should be encouraged to masturbate"

I didn't think men needed much encouragement!
 
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