Lost in Transration

ayase

ayase

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On my web travels, from time to time I come across hilarious anime related Engrish. I just found this Slayers piece which almost made me laugh more than the film itself, and on finding nowhere to put it I thought this called for a thread:

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"Naga's meaningless self-assertion and loud laugh are also accelerated in a turbo manner." Quite. So, share your anime Engrish here.

Chibi Naga is adorable by the way, if anyone has a better scan...
 
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Obligatory.
 
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I feel it's my job to post this before anyone else does:

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Proof you don't have to be able to spell to be in AD Police (also, you can write song lyrics in the margins of traffic accident reports).

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Though perhaps it's some kind of code language which only people who know both English and Japanese can make any sense out of?
 
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there's so much engrish in this that it makes all other videos pale in comparison!
 
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i think i win this
 
does nobody remember the Legend of Regios, that was engrish supreme

and how this is all i could find just skip to 6:56 and you see what i mean

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i still win :p
 
Lupus said:
Holyshit, the Beck Engrish was amazing.

"You should apologize to these kid."

"APOLOGIZE."

Almost makes me want to start the series.
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or "don't **** around in mah nebahud!" :lol:
he sounded like he was wasted more than anything else
 
Episode 9 of Kurau Phantom Memory:

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Do they sometimes just give up thinking of English words and hammer the keyboard? Regardless, my new ambition is to own a hotel, just so I can call it the Hotel SENTONERCTEY.GDVAYHYT.
 
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ayase said:
Do they sometimes just give up thinking of English words and hammer the keyboard? Regardless, my new ambition is to own a hotel, just so I can call it the Hotel SENTONERCTEY.GDVAYHYT.
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Haha.

Good spot. I didn't even notice that. But I think you might have to find a new word to desribe that particular mangling of our language; Engrish doesn't quite tell the full story.
 
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