Have I found love at last?

[Aion]

Ciao!
Trovo la tua e-mail su internet e ho voluto scrivere per voi.
Tu non sai di me ... e non so voi ... Ma ho fiducia nel destino e mi auguro che il destino, mi dia una possibilita ....
Voglio trovare un tipo, uomo onesto e intelligente.
Il mio nome - Elena. La mia eta- 26 years.It e difficile da dire su di me. Se questo e di alcun interesse a voi, scrivete a me
Mi auguro, vedo la vostra lettera al piu presto. Nel seguente lettera che ho a dire su di me e di inviare le mie foto. Scrivi sulla mia email personale elenaua@mail333.com ora scrivo con il lavoro e il mio capo non si sa in proposito. Cordiali saluti,
Elena.
Hello!
I find your email on internet and I wished to write to you.
You do not know me... and I do not know you... But I trust in destiny and I hope that destiny give me a chance....
I want to find a kind, honest and clever man.
My name - Elena. My age-26 years.It is difficult to tell about myself. If this is of any interest to you, write to me
I hope, I can see your letter soon. In the following letter I to tell about myself and send my photos. Write on my personal email elenaua@mail333.com now I write with the work and my chief does not know about it. Sincerely,
Elena.

How should I respond to this?

 

[ayase]

I think you should write back in Polish.

 

[Fudce]

It's all greek to me.

 

[chaos]

Actually, that's italian. greek is weirder, I think.

 

[Tachi]

Chaos....you've not yet mastered the art of jokes have you?

To me it sounds like a generic email that you tend to get off of bebo accounts or social websites, Spam. and that email address may give your msn a virus....bt hey if your willing to take the risk, go ahead....i'd like to see the outcome.

 

[ayase]

Chaos....you've not yet mastered the art of jokes have you?

To me it sounds like a generic email that you tend to get off of bebo accounts or social websites, Spam. and that email address may give your msn a virus....bt hey if your willing to take the risk, go ahead....i'd like to see the outcome.

Have you mastered the art of irony, Tachi?

 

[Tachi]

Indeed i have :lol:.

 

[chaos]

Chaos....you've not yet mastered the art of jokes have you?

The email was a joke? Poor Aion, when I've thought he finally found love and would become a changed man...

 

[Otaku-san]

I want to find a kind, honest and clever man.

Hmmm yeah...I think this bits in bold need working on


And I get this same crap constantly through my MAL account, it's bloody annoying. It's just a fly trap for mail-order wife bots

 

[Voddas]

You don't know who I am, but I know where you live!

Maybe she is your destiny... I see... candles... I see.... roses and I see... a large Black Dildo! Wait... no that's Otaku's destiny. My bad. lol

 

[Will-O'-The-Wisp]

Wait, what? O_O

 

[Otaku-san]

You don't know who I am, but I know where you live!

Maybe she is your destiny... I see... candles... I see.... roses and I see... a large Black Dildo! Wait... no that's Otaku's destiny. My bad. lol

Yep, I can see it now getting digitally anal raped over my computer through MAL, and giving birth to pixel children.

On a minor note I heard voddas likes the pink rabbit vibrators, since it's the only thing that can get to his g-spot

 

[Voddas]

It tickles. ^_____^

 

[MaxonTreik]

I know some people that can help you enlarge your penis too.

 

[Otaku-san]

I know some people that can help you enlarge your penis too.

Henry & George?

 

[Nyani]

Wife-bot? Psh I'll take one, purely for the botness. j/k

Gah the vacuum picture gives scarey flashbacks to a vid my friend put on randomly called something like worlds worst sexual accidents. *cringe*

 

[Ryo Chan]

if it does go on and you end up leaving eachother

just keep away from

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[Lupus]

Reply asking for a free pizza. Might as well.

 

[fabio de lunatico]

I got the following message from the oddly-named "miss. gift Sankara" through MAL the other day. I never realized us anime fans were so popular! My new motto is this incredibly profound gem of wisdom: "Remeber the distance or colour does not matter but love matters alot in life". Indeed.

Hello my Dear.

My name is miss. gift Sankara i saw your profile today and became intrested in you,i will also like to know you more,and i want you to send an email to my email address so that i can give you my pictures, for you to know whom i am.Here is myemail address(giftsankara@yahoo.com)

I believe we can move from here!
I am waiting for your mail to my email address above.I am missgift.(Remeber the distance or colour does not matter but love matters alot in life).

PLEASE NOT REPLY ME IN THIS SITE OTHERWISE I WONT RECEIVE IT USE THIS EMAIL ADDRESS(giftsankara at y a h o o.c o m)AND CONTACT ME DIRECTLY TO MY PRIVATE MAIL BOX.

 

[ayase]

How do they generate the names for these? You get some fantastic ones. All my e-mail spam seems to be about money though, possibly because even the spambots would spurn my advances.