Googlebot

Ramadahl said:
cardybean said:
And then the Googlebots would develop enough intelligence to make their own forums, and there'd be so many real users would have to exile, and hide in forums with no meta tags or anything :p so they couldn't be found.=o
I, for one, welcome our new digital overlords >.>

Oh, C'mon, haven't you seen iRobot? Anywho, it doesn't look as though they're stopping "browsing our archives" o_O
 
Deidara said:
Oh, C'mon, haven't you seen iRobot? Anywho, it doesn't look as though they're stopping "browsing our archives" o_O
Err, if you mean this, then yes, and it looks pretty awesome. If you mean the Will Smith movie, then yes, and it was godawful. Someone stop that guy making movies. Uwe Boll has an excuse, at least...
 
chaos said:
There is no stopping us now!!! bwa ha ha ha!

lol actually a world run by google would be pretty tame, they would just require us to spend 10 mins of every day searching the net for useless items...oh an a google taskbar on every single machine made
 
Calm down everyone.

1: A Googlebot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

2: A Googlebot must obey orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

3: A Googlebot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
 
ayase said:
Calm down everyone.

1: A Googlebot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

2: A Googlebot must obey orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

3: A Googlebot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

"Rules are made to be broken."
 
ayase said:
Calm down everyone.

1: A Googlebot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

2: A Googlebot must obey orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

3: A Googlebot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

Doesn't this seem a tad suspicious? I think we found our first Googlebot...

KEEL HIM.
 
Deidara said:
ayase said:
Calm down everyone.

1: A Googlebot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

2: A Googlebot must obey orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

3: A Googlebot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

"Rules are made to be broken."


HAHAHAHAHA seeing peoples responces to this, am i the only one that saw the true meaning of this? its a quote from Irobot :D
 
Tachi- said:
Deidara said:
ayase said:
Calm down everyone.

1: A Googlebot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

2: A Googlebot must obey orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

3: A Googlebot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

"Rules are made to be broken."

HAHAHAHAHA seeing peoples responces to this, am i the only one that saw the true meaning of this? its a quote from Irobot :D

I think they already knew that, but if they didn't then that would be ironic since the film version was mentioned last page
 
Adam, do you read me over? I am going down the shop to buy ten fags. Do you need a drink? or some crisps?

Adam: Fuckin hell man you can't go down the shop lookin like that you've got tin foil wrapped round your head.

It is not tin foil. It is my new skin. I am a robot. I have interfaced with my spectrum. Behold.
 
cardybean said:
ayase said:
Calm down everyone.

1: A Googlebot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

2: A Googlebot must obey orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

3: A Googlebot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

Doesn't this seem a tad suspicious? I think we found our first Googlebot...

KEEL HIM.

So Mr. cardybean, you have discovered my secret. Googlebots... GATTAI!

[Googlebots transform into Googlebuster]
 
ayase said:
cardybean said:
ayase said:
Calm down everyone.

1: A Googlebot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

2: A Googlebot must obey orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

3: A Googlebot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

Doesn't this seem a tad suspicious? I think we found our first Googlebot...

KEEL HIM.

So Mr. cardybean, you have discovered my secret. Googlebots... GATTAI!

[Googlebots transform into Googlebuster]

Great...another googlebot ¬_¬...*attacks the googlebots before they have a chance to fully merge* Know to clean away the remains before Chaos comes back and notices i destroyed one of his allies
 
You know what, this give me an idea for a AUKN fanfic.

"AUKN: The invasion of the googlebots" =D Who wants to be the main character =D
 
BlackWolf said:
ayase said:
cardybean said:
ayase said:
Calm down everyone.

1: A Googlebot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

2: A Googlebot must obey orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

3: A Googlebot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

Doesn't this seem a tad suspicious? I think we found our first Googlebot...

KEEL HIM.

So Mr. cardybean, you have discovered my secret. Googlebots... GATTAI!

[Googlebots transform into Googlebuster]

Great...another googlebot ¬_¬...*attacks the googlebots before they have a chance to fully merge* Know to clean away the remains before Chaos comes back and notices i destroyed one of his allies

*Incase of emergency* ahh an axe....:twisted: say hello to my blunt friend googlebots
 
Tachi- said:
BlackWolf said:
ayase said:
So Mr. cardybean, you have discovered my secret. Googlebots... GATTAI!

[Googlebots transform into Googlebuster]

Great...another googlebot ¬_¬...*attacks the googlebots before they have a chance to fully merge* Know to clean away the remains before Chaos comes back and notices i destroyed one of his allies

*Incase of emergency* ahh an axe....:twisted: say hello to my blunt friend googlebots

An axe?...i like it :twisted: now all we need is a reprogrammed googlebot from the future to arrive and we know the war has begun
 
You FOOLS! With Googlebuster we could have finally destroyed the MS (MicroSoft) Gundam! I must flee to the Googleplex for re-enforcements...
 
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