thekendyman
Thousand Master
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.