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MaxonTreik
Chuunibyou
I hear Chuck Norris and Wii jokes are all the rage.
thekendyman
Thousand Master
If Chuck Norris & Mr T Fought The Impact of their Punches on each other Would Make Small Cities Crumble
MaxonTreik
Chuunibyou
What 2 hands beat a royal flush in poker?
Jack Bauer's left hand and Jack Bauer's right hand.
Jack Bauer's left hand and Jack Bauer's right hand.
thekendyman
Thousand Master
Its Chuck Norris Facts:
Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, Pity he Never Cries
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murdered in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, Pity he Never Cries
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murdered in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Will-O'-The-Wisp
Cardcaptor
screwed up Chuck Norris facts:
"Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad"
"In a room there are over 1200+ objects Chuck Could use to kill you including the room itself."
"When Hitler tried to take over the world Chuck Norris found out and weren't to pleased with this. Hitler found out Chuck was Coming for him and shot himself."
"When Chuck Norris does a push up he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the world down."
"Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad"
"In a room there are over 1200+ objects Chuck Could use to kill you including the room itself."
"When Hitler tried to take over the world Chuck Norris found out and weren't to pleased with this. Hitler found out Chuck was Coming for him and shot himself."
"When Chuck Norris does a push up he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the world down."
thekendyman
Thousand Master
Someone once told chuck norris a roundhouse kick is not the best way to kick someone. Historians Claim it to be the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
When God said, "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say please."
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's f*cking beef.
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
When God said, "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say please."
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's f*cking beef.
SchoolRumble4Ever!
Student Council President
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Noris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
Looked them up on Google.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Noris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
Looked them up on Google.
thekendyman
Thousand Master
SchoolRumble4Ever! said:
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the f*ck he wants.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
The most honorable way of dying is taking a bullet for Chuck Norris. This amuses Chuck Norris because he is bulletproof.
SchoolRumble4Ever!
Student Council President
thekendyman said:
The commonest form of suicide known to man is to type Chuck Norris into Google and clicking 'I'm Feeling Lucky!'.
When Chuck Norris answers the phone, he just says "Go". This is not permission for you to begin speaking, it is your cue to start running for your life
Will-O'-The-Wisp
Cardcaptor
LMAO, these things are priceless