Funny things you've gone in school

OMFGLOL said:
Me and some of my friends did drama for GCSE, then the teacher suddenly didn't come in for ages, then she finnaly does come in and tells us the reason she was off was because, in her exact words. 'my husband....had a heart attack.......i just came in and he was LYING THERE' i dunno what it was but maybe it was the emphasis on LYING THERE, but me and my friend next to me just burst out laughing.

Was ******* bad but luckily she didn't say anything, she just sat there as if someone had just spat in her face. Man i was terrible.
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In fairness, she shouldnt have told her whole class that. Really, she shouldnt. "Personal issues" would suffice. We'd ALL laugh in that position.
 
Prefect duties....

as me and most of my friends made prefects we used it to our advantage in many ways. we regularly frightened the year 9's (who were titled the slut year as they had no morals and had alot of teenage pregnancies) :lol: canteen hall duties me and ben were meant to "guard" the upper hall so no students could get into the canteen...thing was we were in the canteen eating instead of watching the door. a load of year 10's burst through the door and me and ben just stuck a leg out each and the 6 of them were on the floor in a instant, as they fell they knocked over mr.reid who had a curry on a tray in his hands....straight over the deputy head. a long story short one big mess, a food fight ended up breaking out. the year 10's got all the blame because they had entered through doors that were off limits to students lol me and ben walked out as soon as the fight started ^_^
 
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