Funny things you've gone in school

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This is basically a place you can post all the funny things you did at school.

Science:

Resistance of a wire taught me and my mates alistar, paul and leo 1 thing.....that i'f you get a piece of metal wire and stretch it and put a large current through it....it can slice through pretty much anything in the classroom lol pens, rulers, paper, bunsen burner hoses, Anti fire mats.

In our last lesson in year 11 our science teacher filled a bowl full of soapy water and got a hose and attatched one end to the gas tap and put the other end in the water. tured the gas on so it made bubbles floating around the room, then we were told. "grab a splint and set it alight and touch a bubble with it" one word......MINI EXPLOSIONS it was brilliant :D loved that teacher ^_^ she was early 20's and wore skimpy clothes, by far the best teacher ever!


R.E lesson....our teacher mr. woodfiled was the best r'e teacher ever, we got away with watching the matrix trilogy and wasting roughly 9 lessons because the matrix had the words "trinity" and "oracle" in it lol genius teacher! (he also dressed up in a ballerina outfit and hosted the xmas party, he was a legend) *would like to point out i walked away from school with a A* in R.E lmao*

German....we had a german exchange group come across and i was told to take care of this german guy all day...in the end he walked off for a smoke and i went and played football. when the end of the day came we met up, had a brief convo in german to the teachers about how we found the day and both walked away with B's
 
Went into the second floor of the Giant Hall in the middle of the school with two other guys I know who then proceeded to take an un-named teachers vinyl collection and fling them across to the other side of the hall, many were smashed, cracked, badly scratched, etc. I watched while those two did it for the lulz.

Also, sitting in the school woods getting high and such when some guy hears a sudden mowing sound raises his head and says "... What's that?" Looking over the fence he sees a giant lawn mower with some guy driving it, so he then picks up a brick and throws it at him, ****, it was dangerous but at the time I was immature as **** and laughed my ass off.

Another time was when everyone gathered around this one guy who was telling some epic stories [********] and we were asking him questions and he was answering them pretty well, good story telling for a liar. "And my mate phoned up and said my bird was getting slapped up outside McDonalds!"

Haha, I loved my school.
 
mmmm...... lots of funny times for me!
too many to list though :S
one i do recall is knocking over a clamp in science and it hit my friend on the head that was very funny.......... also knocked over the beaker of acid to though....... our teacher wasnt impressed!
 
Taking entire units rolls of toilet roll, throwing them into the sink to get them soaking, then proceeding to throw them at the ceiling.

Mr. White, a teacher who'se appearance was shockingly similar to Jesus-- bowing down in front of him and pretending to kiss the floor.

Typing in tubgirl.com on people's computers whilst they weren't looking, then watching them gasp in horror as dildo's flooded the screen, with the tubgirl image still in the background.

Good times.
 
School Trip- A guy called Daniel Wooten had a McDonalds milkshake and as we walked over a bridge that went over a road he threw it over. It then landed on a car, the car pulled over and his dad got out.

The chances of that happened were crazy as we were like 60 miles from where we lived.
 
"Commando Crawling" through the music block with 3 others. Then when the teacher went "WHAT ARE YOU BOYS DOING. YOU KNOW THIS BLOCK IS OUT OF BOUNDS AT LUNCH" going "Oh no, its the fuzz!! Okay guys keep your heads down and she wont see us!!"

This went on for about 20 minutes of going "Dont worry, she cant see us if we cant see her" etc.

It was funny at the time...
 
Lupus Inu said:
Went into the second floor of the Giant Hall in the middle of the school with two other guys I know who then proceeded to take an un-named teachers vinyl collection and fling them across to the other side of the hall, many were smashed, cracked, badly scratched, etc. I watched while those two did it for the lulz.

Also, sitting in the school woods getting high and such when some guy hears a sudden mowing sound raises his head and says "... What's that?" Looking over the fence he sees a giant lawn mower with some guy driving it, so he then picks up a brick and throws it at him, ****, it was dangerous but at the time I was immature as **** and laughed my ass off.

Another time was when everyone gathered around this one guy who was telling some epic stories [********] and we were asking him questions and he was answering them pretty well, good story telling for a liar. "And my mate phoned up and said my bird was getting slapped up outside McDonalds!"

Haha, I loved my school.
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Our school was hell on earth. Lost count of how many students/teachers died >_>

But one of the funniest things about it is that fact that it burnt down like... 3 times, with one of the mobiles exploding. But I do remember one chemistry lesson, where the Magnesium I had been given was actaully past it's expired date. It sparked up as soon as it was burnt, fire off all over the table, nearly caught me and my friend in the face and left a nice scar on the table and in my book ^^.

Oh,
and one Geography where one guy started smoking... he would bend beneath his desk and take a drag everytime the teacher weren't looking. I was literally LMAO'ing at the fact that everytime he got up and petended to listen, there would be a load of smoke rising from beneath his desk, clearly visible and I was surprised the teacher didn't catch onto the fact he was smoking. Everyone else did...

Oh, and the same guy ended up spraying a wooden beam with Lynx in the P.E guy's changing rooms, 'cept it backfired and set some poor guys bad on fire... was hilarious watching him run about putting outt he flames xD.
 
:lol: all sound like good fun... the throwing of toilet roll was up on my primary schools toilets ceiling :thumb: offenders.....they start so young :p

The time me and all my friends decided to make a part of the school a one way system was funny as hell, everyone including teachers thought that it was an actual one way system and according to my sister they still follow it lmao

Summer of year 10 we had our classroom tables on their sides to make cover and had fights with shoes.....one thing i learnt from that...my escape window should never be closed at anytime!

The time me and 2 guys and 6 girls got onto the roof, took our blazers off and started sunbathing lol that was a great day, especially when the girls took their shirts off to get a better tan ^_^
 
Hmm... Blowing up a few chemistry beaker things was a normal mishap for me and my mate... we added to much when we were putting things together :p

Think i was awake for about... 10 R.E lessons max, in the whole 4 years i did them.

Fell asleep in an English lesson and when someone told the teacher i was sleeping she aparently said 'Just let him sleep, he wont help the group atall anyway.'

Maths i think i did a maximum of 5 pages work, just sat through most lessons doing nothing.

In year 8 my whole class did nothing in english and my teacher had a nervous breakdown and had to leave teaching, in year 9 she came back and left again that very same day... they shouldnt have put her with us again :)
 
Sometimes we have this really strange temp teacher called "Mr Higgins" who looks completely hilarious and wears a green suit, and done a chemistry lesson once and, we managed to trap him in with tables in the center of the class with a table at one point. Thats cause the like desk formation is a U. As you can guess put a table on top to make a 0 and he's blocked in. It was pretty funny. And then one guy opened every cupboard in the room...
 
Kinda cruel but we used to have a small (almost midget like) boy in our class when I was in school. Me an my mates used to play "Steal the Joe" lol. Involved sneaking up on him where ever or what ever he was doing and grabbing him, throwing him ovr the shoulder and pegging it shouting "HE'S MINE! JOE IS MINE!" and laughing manically.

Ah, childhood memories.
 
Mmmh, quite a few...

One time, a old teacher was in the music practice room teaching someone to play the piano, so we ran in, turned the lights off, jumped on the teachers back and shouted "YEEE HAWWW!!!"; As you can guess, I then ran :p.

Another time was when we got about 7 picnic benches and piled them up outside all the library doors (so no one could get out). The teachers were banging the windows and telling us to open up, so we just ignored them and pretended we couldn't hear them.

A minor one is when I went into the IT rooms at break (every room) and made the screens onto the sides (well, the picture; so the monitor was normal but the screens were on their side). The IT teachers hardly know anything about pc's so it was amusing watching them attempting to put it back ;D.

Another I remember is when my friend went up onto the hall's stage when our whole year group was playing dodgeball into the hall and spoke through the microphone and shouted "MR. WALKER IS OUT" - (The teacher was playing dodgeball aswell, but kept saying he wasn't out when he was :p).

I hope I will always remember this one: The teacher had a bluetooth thing on his laptop and his laptop was linked up to the projector so the whole class would see. So, I got my phone out, changed my name to "Alan Templeton" (a chav in our class who really hates me) and sent the teacher porn. You can guess what happened next ^_^.

Theres alot of minor things... I always piss off chav's especially when they start trying to get into fights with me ^^.
 
Lol funnily enough i also had an RE teacher who looked like Jesus.

One funny memory that always makes me laugh was in year 10 in science when we had a substitute teacher. She told my friend Liam to behave and he turned around and said in a brash loud voice "I challenge you, to Mortal Kombat!" she replied yes Liam, now behave. I guess you had to be there but i was creased up laughing for ages.
 
I can't remember how it started but one time a not very well liked kid in my class threw a chair at me whilst the teacher was off getting something. I easily batted the chair out of the way, grabbed the kid and folded him in half and deposited him in the dustbin as the room was used a a canteen at lunch time. It made quite a few people laugh as no one would help him out so he basically had to roll the bin over so he could get out.
 
xxXXmoomooXXxx said:
Sneezing at school while I had a flue ....You can imagine O.<
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That reminds me of that one episode of Azumanga Daioh where Osaka was playing the recorder while she had hiccups. XD

That's of course if I misread it as flute, which it probably is.

My sneezes made me famous in my school.
 
I was famous for wearing the same iron maiden t-shirt for the whole of high school... truth is, I CBA to choose clothes, so I had like 4 aces high t's... My school didn't require uniform, except for PE or metal works case you're wondering.

Currently all my shoes, belts, pants are black.
 
Me and some of my friends did drama for GCSE, then the teacher suddenly didn't come in for ages, then she finnaly does come in and tells us the reason she was off was because, in her exact words. 'my husband....had a heart attack.......i just came in and he was LYING THERE' i dunno what it was but maybe it was the emphasis on LYING THERE, but me and my friend next to me just burst out laughing.

Was ******* bad but luckily she didn't say anything, she just sat there as if someone had just spat in her face. Man i was terrible.
 
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