Favourite anime quote?

Some Naruto Quotes for you all:

Kakashi: Uh, Naruto, your speech was cool and all, but if you lose any more blood, you're going to die.

Gaara of the Desert: Yeah... I'm going to tear him apart. Then drag it out... What, you ask? The insides, of course. A lot comes out, right?
 
Kagome-Inuyashsa: " Inuyasha you are such a jerk, why do you keep trying to pick a fight with me!? This is hard enough as it is! ARGHHHH!"
Inuyasa: " I was right so you are angry at me!"
Kagome: *screams* "Sit boy, sit boy, sit boy, sit boy, sit boy! Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, SIT! "
 
McIcy said:
Not exactly a quote, but I love it is Bleach 55 where Ichigo takes out 3 vice captains and one of them says "but how he doesn't even use his zanpaktou" and then gets knocked out
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That reminds me of a general in the American Civil War who declared that the enemy "couldn't hit a charging elephant at this---"

Beyblade
Max: The people look like ants from up here.
Kenny: We're on the ground floor. Those are ants.

GetBackers
Ban: I'm on hands and knees here.
Shdio: You're not on your hands and knees
Ban: I'm on Ginji's hands and knees.
 
While Ichigo is training with

Ichigo Damn you seriouly tried to stab me just now.
UruharaOf course

One of the best Bleach Quotes EVER (and my new signiture)

Ichigo
Here is my resolve,
This time, I will cut you,
If I'm dodging, I won't let him cut me
If I'm protecting someone, I won't let her die
If I'm attacking, I'll cut you
 
Ichigo to Rukia when he saves her:

Rukia Ichigo don't....
Ichigo You freakin' talk to much with your "don't save me" and "go away". I thought I told you all your opinions are rejected.
 
Haven't watched that much anime yet by most peoples standards, but here's a few that have made me chuckle so far:

<b>FMP? Fumoffu</b>
Kaname: I'm Kaname. Kaname Chidori.
Masatami: Miss Kaname. Oh, what a beautiful, elegant name! Like a quiet, unassuming slug, the sound of your name crawls into my ear and soothes my soul.
Kaname: ...a slug??*@#

<b>Fruits Basket</b>
Kyo: That's it, girly boy! We're taking this outside!
Yuki: We already are outside, stupid cat.
 
Just saw some brilliant quotes on Black Lagoon... Remi and the Sister are drinking in the Church of violent

One bit is where they're discussing what weapon the sheppard took into the Valley of the Shadow of Death and argue if it was a barretta or an isreali weapon (on account of him being jewish).

Then

Girl Banging on Church Doors: Hello help I'm being chased
Sister: Go away we're closed
Girl: Hurry up please
Sister:Do you know what Jesus said in John Chapter 5? He said don't bring me any trouble Bitch...
Girl: Isn' this a church?
Sister: And... Gods not home, He's on vacation in Vegas
 
Black Lagoon

Remi opens fire on a gang of hoods.
Remi I'll teach you to shoot at me
hood (yelling to his friends) Whatever you guys do DON'T shoot back, you'll just make her mad
 
MY NEW FAVE COMEDY BLEACH QUOTE

Urahara: "It's congratulations time! That lesson, you passed!"
Ichigo: What? How? She beat me like I owed her money!



Comedy Bleach Quotes

Ichigo:"The Power of Righteousness ! Righteous Armor , The Justice Headband ! Equip ! ! !"
Urahara: Oh. I can't believe he really said that.

Kenpachi: ".........I'm crazy? You're the one who's crazy! You're so Strong!! Why don't you like to FIGHT!?"

Kenpachi: Oh, I'm literally hemorrhagging generosity.



Serious Quotes

Ichigo: "I may not be able to protect everyone but I'll definitely protect those I can hold in my arms"

Zangetsu: "Cast off your fear. Look forward. Never stand still, retreat and you will age. Hesitate and you will die. SHOUT! My name is…"
Ichigo: "ZANGETSU!!"
 
I never see it anywhere else, but see it frequently in anime
"that's my line" rather blank but when used in the right place its quite nice
 
Couldn't you have like edited McIcy? ;_;

"The human who's name is written in thos note... shall die."
I'm not too fond of that Death Note, but that quote is ownage.
 
One Piece

Zoro: "The Marines kept saying 'Go North! Go North!' so I went up this building."
Sanji: "...'NORTH' AND 'UP' ARE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!"

Usopp: "There are rules against going for that part of a man!"

Chopper: *talking about Skypeia* "I wonder if we'll ever go back there..."
Zoro: "You'll go there when you die. Or at least somewhere close."
Usopp: "Zoro, are you sure you're going to Heaven?"

*Zoro has punched a massive sky shark*
Nami: "You punched that shark, yet you call yourself a swordsman."
Chopper: "Zoro's so strong!"
Nami: "Whatever happened to your pride as a swordsman?"
Zoro: SHUT UP, WOMAN!

Cricket: "Certain species of animals have an accurate internal sense of direction."
Luffy: "Hahahaha, so that would make Zoro less evolved than an animal!"

Fruits Basket

Kagura: "Shi-chan, you don't know how a woman feels when she's wavering."
Shigure: "Oh, I do so know...more than the woman does herself."

Honey & Clover

Shuuji *about Yamada's cooking*: "No! Yamada genocide! Nooooo!"

Morita: "My guardian angel is Gates almighty!"
Mayama: "Senpai! That person is still alive!"

Morita: "Shouldn't you be more respectful when talking to your senpai?"
Yamada: "We're in the same grade level!"
Morita: "When did my girl become so hateful? Mama doesn't remember raising you this way!"
Yamada: "...Mama my ass!"

Morita: "Your stalking is also a lot easier with a bike, isn't it?"
Mayama: "MORITA! Don't talk about something that doesn't exist like you've seen it!"

*Morita's about to jump out of a window to avoid paying money*
Takemoto: "Morita! No way! This is the second floor!"
Morita: "I can't pay with money!" *jumps* "Hahahahaha!"
Takemoto: "A grappling hook? Why do you have something like this?"
Morita: "The 'nin' in Shinobu is the 'nin' in ninja!"

Morita: *wearing Mayama's shirt* "His clothes drawer is so nice! It's neatly packed with clean clothes."
Yamada: "Mayama is a neat freak, so..."
Morita: "Oh, yeah. I'm also wearing Mayama's underpants. Wanna see?"
Yamada: "AAAAAAH! *kicks him* You don't need to show me!"
Takemoto: "Morita! Get a hold of yourself!"
Morita: "Ah. There's a big river beyond a field of flowers."
Takemoto: "Like I said, YOU CAN'T CROSS IT!"
 
Vash the Stampede: Hey, "Thou Shalt Not Kill", remember? What kind of church man are you?

Vash the Stampede: That cross is awfully heavy.
Wolfwood: That's because it's filled with mercy.

Trigun obviously :D
 
Gundam Wing Endless Waltz- "If you're joking that's cruel, but if your being sarcastic that's even worse"

Tenjou Tenge -
Maya speaking to her sister Aya in the lake
"I've been sweating more than usual. Care to join me?"
------eww!!

Fooly Cooly -
Nandaba Kamon:So you've got it made Haruko.
Haruhara Haruko:Maid?
Kamon:I mean what do you think of kuri-kuri?
Haruko:Curried curries?
Kamon:Not like curry powder aphrodisiac like of my desk.
Haruko:Death?

Outlaw Star (dub)...what a way to make up for the extra long sentances ><
Fred to Gene
"My inquisitive nature won't be satisfied untill I have explored other amourous pursuits"
 
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