Wierdest Animal Sex

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Taken from cracked.com

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The Cichlid Fish:

These have to be the frat boy heroes of the animal kingdom, with a mating ritual seemingly designed purely to get high fives from its bros.

After laying her eggs, the female cichlid picks them up and carries them around in her mouth. Some males thus have spots on their lower body that resemble the eggs. They swim by the females, who see the fake eggs and, thinking they have dropped some, try to suck them in.

The male then blows his load in her face and open mouth, presumably while his friends film the whole thing and post it on the internet.

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Thats hot!
 
I take it you'll be applying some light coloured paint with an 'eggshell' finish to your testicles in an attempt to emulate this fish? XD
 
Come easter matty... theres gonna be some very confused kids with alot of empty baskets.

...no but seriously child molestation is a very serious issue. SERIOUSLY HOT!

MWAhihihi
 
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