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<blockquote data-quote="RadFemHedonist" data-source="post: 633496" data-attributes="member: 1416"><p>More Commander Will and Gary Spiders! <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /></p><p></p><p>14 The Adventures of Commander Will and Gary Spiders 14</p><p></p><p>“Oh Commander Will is my name and running this ship is my game I love puppies and cereal bars and run-on sentences</p><p>And I have to go to the toilet just like the rest of us</p><p>I got so many homies on this ship and you have to be careful cause sometimes it dips</p><p>I swear I had more Doritos than this before, hey which one of you ate all of my chips???</p><p>My name is Will, don’t wear it out, I’M NOT CALLED MCGILL!”</p><p></p><p>“Sir, there’s no need to shout.”</p><p></p><p>“Oops sorry Gary, how are you today?</p><p></p><p>“Quite well Sir, no major dismay”</p><p></p><p>“I’m pleased to hear that Gary…</p><p></p><p>Oh this is Gary, he’s the second in command, I rely on him a lot to help keep this ship in hand.</p><p>He’s efficient and punctual, and other fancy words</p><p>And sometime I’ll tell you all about his pet bird</p><p>His surname is Spiders, which is a little weird</p><p>But he’s a very nice man and he helps me shave my beard”</p><p></p><p>“Er, I don’t have a pet bird anymore Sir, it died”</p><p></p><p>“Oh Gary that makes me feel all sad and empty inside!”</p><p></p><p>“It’s really OK Sir, it happened years ago”</p><p></p><p>“Her name was Feathers, she would steal nuts and peck your toe</p><p>But only very gently, she really was quite nice</p><p>More a nibble than a peck and she would sometimes catch mice</p><p>She liked to dance along when we played Joy Division</p><p>And was quite distracting during Gary’s exam revision</p><p>Did you ever pass that exam in the end, Gary?”</p><p></p><p>“Yes I did Sir but the teacher was scary.”</p><p></p><p>“Oh Gary I’m sorry do you need a big hug?”</p><p></p><p>“That would be nice Sir, here’s tea in a mug.”</p><p></p><p>“Oh you have it Gary you’re the one who’s distressed”</p><p></p><p>“I’m not really Sir but could do with a rest”</p><p></p><p>“It’s OK Gary you go take a nap”</p><p></p><p>“Much appreciated Sir but we should finish this rap”</p><p></p><p>“Good point Gary where’d you think we should stop</p><p>Oww! Oh dear I’ve just tripped over this mop</p><p>I’m so sorry Hector you were just scrubbing the deck”</p><p></p><p>“It’s ok MC Will, at least no-one broke their neck!”</p><p></p><p>“Ah thanks so much Hector you’re a stand up guy!”</p><p></p><p>“No problem Commander, I really love your tie!”</p><p></p><p>“Yes it’s very jazzy isn’t it, Gary made it for me!”</p><p></p><p>“Sir, with you around, life will never bore me.”</p><p></p><p>“What a lovely smile Gary, should we wrap this up now?”</p><p></p><p>“Very good Sir, it’s a wrap, now everybody bow!”</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="RadFemHedonist, post: 633496, member: 1416"] More Commander Will and Gary Spiders! :) 14 The Adventures of Commander Will and Gary Spiders 14 “Oh Commander Will is my name and running this ship is my game I love puppies and cereal bars and run-on sentences And I have to go to the toilet just like the rest of us I got so many homies on this ship and you have to be careful cause sometimes it dips I swear I had more Doritos than this before, hey which one of you ate all of my chips??? My name is Will, don’t wear it out, I’M NOT CALLED MCGILL!” “Sir, there’s no need to shout.” “Oops sorry Gary, how are you today? “Quite well Sir, no major dismay” “I’m pleased to hear that Gary… Oh this is Gary, he’s the second in command, I rely on him a lot to help keep this ship in hand. He’s efficient and punctual, and other fancy words And sometime I’ll tell you all about his pet bird His surname is Spiders, which is a little weird But he’s a very nice man and he helps me shave my beard” “Er, I don’t have a pet bird anymore Sir, it died” “Oh Gary that makes me feel all sad and empty inside!” “It’s really OK Sir, it happened years ago” “Her name was Feathers, she would steal nuts and peck your toe But only very gently, she really was quite nice More a nibble than a peck and she would sometimes catch mice She liked to dance along when we played Joy Division And was quite distracting during Gary’s exam revision Did you ever pass that exam in the end, Gary?” “Yes I did Sir but the teacher was scary.” “Oh Gary I’m sorry do you need a big hug?” “That would be nice Sir, here’s tea in a mug.” “Oh you have it Gary you’re the one who’s distressed” “I’m not really Sir but could do with a rest” “It’s OK Gary you go take a nap” “Much appreciated Sir but we should finish this rap” “Good point Gary where’d you think we should stop Oww! Oh dear I’ve just tripped over this mop I’m so sorry Hector you were just scrubbing the deck” “It’s ok MC Will, at least no-one broke their neck!” “Ah thanks so much Hector you’re a stand up guy!” “No problem Commander, I really love your tie!” “Yes it’s very jazzy isn’t it, Gary made it for me!” “Sir, with you around, life will never bore me.” “What a lovely smile Gary, should we wrap this up now?” “Very good Sir, it’s a wrap, now everybody bow!” [/QUOTE]
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