Hokum said:
For my sins i have Daikatana... But then i had pre ordered it when it sounded good...
Are we talking in terms of years here? I remember a time when Daikatana's release delays were mentioned in the same sentence as
Duke Nukem Forever.
My most ill advised gaming purchase was probably
the Sims. It looked fun when you saw someone else play it for five minutes, and in theory, the prospect of having a virtual doll house was considerably more exciting than it should have been... but you get it home and realise that actually, the only way this would be fun is if you were entering cheat codes and creating soap-opera scenarios (Jealous man drowns bisexual boyfriend's lesbian friends in fit of jealousy) and even then, it'd only be funny for about five minutes and you'd never be able to tell some of your more liberally minded friends that there is a humorous side to hate-crime.
God forbid you actually play
the Sims properly, spending hours upon hours sending your singleton avatar off to work in a dull clerical job so she can afford a bigger TV with the same 'shuppashudduppawapa' programming and perhaps a platinum plated toilet so she feels a little more inclined to go to it instead of pissing in front of the neighbours like a young puppy with a peculiar tendency towards exhibitionism. If you play
the Sims like this, you tap into the time vortex itself, and you see yourself single and working a dull clerical job... only you're not earning money to buy yourself a new sofa, but the latest ' eunuchs and panda bears' expansion for the game. At which point, the time police hold a gun to your head and tell you to either stop playing or to put the cheats back on and see how many of your gay neighbours you can seal into a room without food, water or sanitation.
Ironically, I got into genuinely violent games slightly before the Sims, and I maintain in the few hours I played it before selling it on, I performed more questionable acts than I've done in a decade of shooting aliens in the face with a double barreled shotgun. Just say no to the Sims.