ur fav animated quotations?

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Here are three to start with:

"There are three things I hate the most: Kids, pets, & women with additude. So tell me, why do we have all of them packed into our ship!?" - Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop)

"Males are foolish, jealous creatures, and females are fools who are pleased by that. Anywhere you look, everyone's a fool anyway."
- Horo (Spice and Wolf)

(There are more excellent quotes frpm both - Horo's taking the above jealousy quote further - but I can't remember/am too lazy to Google.)

"All men…are NOT created equal! Some are born smarter, or more beautiful, or with parents of greater status. Some, by contrast, are born weak of body or mind, or with few, if any, talents. All men are different! Yes, the very existence of man is discriminatory! That's why there is war, violence and unrest. Inequality is not evil. Equality is! What became of the EU, who claimed that all are equal? It is in constant conflict because its tenets go against human nature! The Middle Eastern Federation, which harbors similar sentiments, is constantly mired with sloths! But our Britannia is not like them! We put an end to wars and evolve with every conquest! Britannia alone looks forward and moves forward to a better future! The death of my son Clovis is yet more proof that our empire is evolving. Fight! For the future rests in the hands of its ruler!"
- Charlie (Code Geass)
 
"Truly distubing, isn't it? The doubt is whether a creature that certainly appears to be alive really is. Alternatively, the doubt is that a lifeless object might actually live. That's why dolls haunt us. They are modelled on humans. They are, in fact, nothing but human. They make us face the terror of being reduced to simple mechanism and matter. In other words, the fear that, fundamentally, all humans belong to the void... Furthermore, science, seeking to unlock the secret of life, brought about this terror. This notion that nature is calculable inevitably leads to the conclusion that humans too are reducible to basic mechanical parts... In this age, the twin technologies of robotics and electronic neurology have resurrected the 18th century theory of man as machine. And now that computers have enabled externalised memory, humans have pursued self-mechanisation aggressively to expand the limits of their own functions. Determined to leave behind Darwinian natural selection, this human urge to beat evolutionary odds also reveals the desire to transcend the very quest for perfection that gave it birth. The mirage of life equipped with perfect hardware engendered this nightmare."

- Kim, Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence, on the concepts of Uncanny Valley, Man as Machine, Transhumanism and the meaning of life.



"It's Buaku, he's trying to take the piss again!"

- Charles Brenten, Dominion Tank Police (Manga dub), on a criminal literally trying to misappropriate urine.
 
"OOOOHHHHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!"- Naga The Serpent laughing

"DE-MON-IC APP-AR-IT-ION! DO YOU THINK YOU CAN FOOL ME! REVEAL YOURSELF! FLAT-CHESTED FIEND!!!"- Winner finding out that Elda isn't Karin, i wonder why ^^

" I WANNA GET MY OWN COMPUTER! I WANT TO SEND E-MAIL TOO! AND MORE THAN ANYTHING I WANNA SEE THOSE INTERNET PORN SITES!!!- Hideki shouting out loud the reason why he wants a computer :D
 
I don't get the Ritsu and Yui, as well as Elda & Karin - the quotes should have the anime as well, otherwise I'll have to learn how to read minds ;)

Naga is from slayers movies / ova's and Hideki from Chobits. I've seen those and reading the Hideki one again made me laugh hard here =) Great shows
 
Karin & Elda are from Chibi Vampire/Karin which is a Romantic-Comedy about vampires, it's very good and gives a new twist to vampires in general 8)
 
Hey, "Thou Shalt Not Kill", remember? What kind of church man are you? Vash the Stampede talking to Nicholas D Wolfwood in Trigun


"I could have groped you five times by now had I been trying."
Vash the Stampede talking to Dominique the Cyclops in Trigun


"I thought I made it clear, I have no desire to take anyone's life, no matter what the reason. And also, I'm sure I'm not the devil!" Kenshin Himura in Rurouni Kenshin


"You're a GIRL?!" - Faye talking to Ed in Cowboy Bebop


"She beat me like I owed her money. " - Ichigo in Bleach


"I don't want to cause a lot of injuries unnecessarily. All those who don't like visiting the doctor should retreat now." Himura Kenshin in Rurouni Kenshin


"Do you know what Jesus said in John chapter 5? He said, “Don’t bring me any trouble, bitch!” - Edel in Black Lagoon
 
Runge (Or Lunge in some subs) at the end of Monster:
"Those calculations don't add up in the computer in my head!"

Also almost any quote from the dubs for Cyber City and Angel Cop is unwitting comedy gold.
 
"Hauu~ Omochikaeri!" - Rena Ryuugu, Higurashi no Naku Koro ni

"But if you're going to put on a show of torturing me...Sorry, but I'd rather leave the stage. - Rika Furude, Higurashi no Naku Koro ni

"I'll play with you. Come here, cleaver girl" - Rika Furude, Higurashi no Naku Koro ni

"It's blasphemy against curry!" - Chie Rumiko, Higurashi no Naku Koro ni Rei

"Sorry Keiichi-kun, I'm only doing it for the cream puffs."
- Hanyuu Furude, Higurashi no Naku Koro ni Rei

"I'm actually concentrating really hard on not falling asleep but sensei ... they still come ... the demons of sleep ... with no warning no way to defend ..a full-out Attack!!" - Konata Izumi, Lucky Star

"A great man once said that UFO catchers are like savings account"
- Konata Izumi, Lucky Star

"Fumoffu" - Bonta-Kun, FMP Fumoffu
 
"Admiration is the emotion furthest from understanding."
- Sosuke Aizen (Bleach)

"Foolish little brother, if you wish to kill me, hate me, detest me, and survive in an unsightly way. Run, run and cling to life. And one day, when you have the same eyes as I do, come before me."
- Uchiha Itachu (Naruto)

"I felt like I was watching a dream I could never wake up from. Before I knew it, the dream was all over."
- Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop)
 
"The reason Kira fought was to protect other people too, but it doesn't explain why he had to pay with his life, and at the hands of his best friend, of all people! One guy takes the life for vengeance and then someones gets revenge by taking his life. How is that kind of twisted thinking every gonna bring us peace? Well? "

Cagalli Yula Athha (Gundam Seed)

"My bro is dead. He's gone! But he's right there on my back, and here in my heart! He lives on as a part of me! If you're gonna dig, dig to the heavens. No matter what's in my way I won't stop!! Once I've dug through...it means that I've won!! Just who the hell do you think I am? I'm Simon. I'm not my bro. I'm ME!! Simon THE DIGGER!!!"

Simon - (Gurren Lagann)

"There are three things I cannot tolerate: cowardice, bad haircuts and military insurrection, and it is very unfortunate that our friend Vegeta possesses all three of these."

Frieza - DBZ
 
Hehe, I like the "3 things I hate most" one from Bebop and Naga's laugh (it really annoys my bro XD).

"I've heard it said that people are like dice. I thing Jean-Paul Sartre that said it, and like dice we can throw ourselves in any direction. And that's why we're condemed to be free."

Yukio Washimine (Black Lagoon: 2nd Barrage)

*After pilot gets a torpedoe in the face*
"Yeah! You got f***ed!!"

Rock (Black Lagoon) - whilst giving a middle finger.
 
The following few are from Cyber City Oedo

*points gun at bad guy* "Let's see if this still recognises my finger prints. Don't worry if the gun goes off because you ain't gonna know **** all about it." - Sengoku

"Tell the Puppet Master it's done"
"I do not recognise any person or organisation of that name"
"Hasegawa you ******* idiot!" - Sengoku talking to droid

"Possibility? Well that's not much ******* use; is it. dickhead?" - Sengoku

"Hey Benton, don't crap your pants if you see a vampire out there."
"Get lost. You wouldn't recognise a goddamn vampire if it jumped up and bit you on the end of your ******* dick" Sengoku and Benton
 
OH MY GAH!
Osaka, Azumanga Daioh

Only those prepared to fire should be fired at.
Lelouch, Code Geass

The music box is broken. Or is it? It starts to play and a haunting tune fills the air. I awake suddenly from my dream, there is no music box - yet there it is a tiny one nestled in my hand. And I awake from my dream again, as if I were peeling away an onion. Its a dream no matter how far I go. I can never reach reality, trapped in an endless nightmare.
Spike, Cowboy Bebop

I know it's a tight fit in here men, but pull in your knees and sit gym style. Commoners have specialy developed this method to conserve space!
Tamaki, Ouran High School Host Club
 
I like a lot of what Alucard says but this is one of my favourite quotes from Hellsing.

"I highly recommend pissing yourself followed by a course of praying to your impotent god." - Walter
 
When i am Fuher there will be changes! THAT DAY, ALL FEMALE OFFICERS WILL BE REQUIRED TO WEAR. TINY MINI-SKIRTS!!! Roy Mustang, Fullmetal Alchemist
 
"I am the hope of the Universe. I am the answer to all living things who cry out for peace. I am protector of the innocent. I am the light in the darkness. I am truth... ally to good, nightmare to you!"

Gokus speech to Freiza. just after he turns super saiyan.

"your already dead"

Kenshiro to Zedo

"You'd be surprised how far my arm reach"

jubei kibagami before he kills a member of the Kimon clan with some weird sword slice move
 
Only idiots do the cool, dangerous things. That's why they're cool... - Haruko - FLCL - A preview to one of the episodes ( Bura bure? )
 
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