I mean, the answer is objectively Karen.
1. She's from England, so you wouldn't have to speak a foreign language to communicate with her
2. She's also nigh fluent in Japanese, by High School age, no less, meaning she's must be really quite intelligent too!
3. She's adorable:
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4. She does a great Jotaro Kujo cosplay:
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5. She endeavours to help her friends:
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6.Great with animals:
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7. Gives hugs:
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8. She is a pirate, and not the filthy anime pirate kind, either:
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So yeah, unless you can beat an adorable, intelligent, kind-hearted, huggable, cosplaying, cat-loving pirate, then I'm afraid that Karen is the best girl.
Although I really love Maki a bunch too, don't tell Karen!
