Saw home in half

[chaos]

Yep, that's the solution these guys found to settle their divorce. Now, that's something else...


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... ation.html

 

[Martin]

"It's okay darling. No, really, I don't mind. You can keep the dog..."

 

[ridley]

''Mr Morn refused to identify the couple to protect their privacy''

What? You don't need to shield their identities. You'll know who they are due to them having half a house.

 

[Uppa]

At least they weren't being half-hearted about it.

I'll try again later.