Review of Hetalia: Axis Powers - Paint It, White!

darkstorm

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<b>Review of Hetalia: Axis Powers - Paint It, White! by darkstorm</b>

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt" class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><font size="3" face="Calibri">The film opens up bluntly with the introduction of the new character Iceland, complaining about the lack of tourism in his country. But before we can get acquainted, the planet is attacked by aliens; mysterious faceless blank slates with glowing balls on their heads wiping out the life and colour from around the globe. After a futile attempt to stop the mothership with conventional weapons it&rsquo;s up to the important countries Germany, America, Japan, China, Russia, France, England and, of course, Italy, to save the day, somehow. </font></span><br>
<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt" class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><font size="3" face="Calibri">Even though Hetalia has always been peculiar and random, the context of its story and comedy has always been based upon real life events, mostly around World War II. Paint it, White! however makes the bold decision to create a brand new story and having the stereotypes of each country play out their parts to see how they&rsquo;d handle such an invasion. The movie is an hour and quarter long but the main story concerning the aliens only clocks in at about 50 &ndash; 60 mins of that time with the rest of it being mini sketches referring back to the time area that the series covers, including some reused jokes. As a result the movie comes off as lacking in focus and at times doesn&rsquo;t feel like a film, more like another seasons worth of mini episodes. </font></span><br>
<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt" class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><font size="3" face="Calibri">The quick pace of the series with the title card randomly appearing to split the mini sketches and jumping around in continuity worked in favour to the nature of the series. Scenes didn&rsquo;t tend to last longer than 90 seconds as each episode was no more than 5 minutes, so the abrupt change in scenery worked towards the series&rsquo; comical timing. However this isn&rsquo;t the case for the movie; the scenes revolving around the aliens last a LOT longer, mostly 5 &ndash; 10 minutes apiece, so for that story narration to pull you in to suddenly get interrupted by the random title card and cut to a completely different sketch comes across as jarring. Especially near the beginning where the countries are sad over their famous landmarks such as Big Ben and Great Wall of China being painted completely white, only to suddenly cut to Italy smiling over being Germany&rsquo;s best friend in bright, bubbly colours. It&rsquo;s a shame because the movie didn&rsquo;t need the interruptions to keep the story going or distract from it. Sure, the alien plot is silly and lacking historical depth compared to the rest of the franchise, but overall it&rsquo;s a fun journey with all your favourite characters on top form for comedy. There are also several call-back references to the original series that fans will enjoy, plus the jokes have a bit more variation with some pop culture references (including a poke at Michael Bay) that will tickle a broader audience. As for the mini sketches within the movie; there are a few new scenes but most of it has been seen in previous seasons. Admittedly some of the better jokes are reused, but it would&rsquo;ve been preferable if they had stuck the new sketches at the end of the movie after the credits, posted as a DVD extra or perhaps saved them for the next season because the alien story worked fine on its own and could&rsquo;ve been sold as a strong OVA instead of a fickle movie. </font></span><br>
<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt" class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><font size="3"><font face="Calibri">The animation sticks very close to the original TV series look; exact same style and they don&rsquo;t bother upgrading the reused sketches too much to make it look higher budget. However the scenes with the aliens allows the animation to be more bold and colourful &ndash; ironic as the alien&rsquo;s goal is to turn everything white - particular in a scene when the countries demonstrate their ways of hospitality, it looks really nice with lots of colours and detail. There&rsquo;s also a small use of CGI with the aliens that more often than not works in the movie&rsquo;s favour, still they never stray too far from the feel of the original series.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </span></font></font></span><br>
<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt" class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><font size="3" face="Calibri">There are a healthy number of extras including the original and clean versions of the ending theme, movie trailer, CAPSLOCK commentary from the cast, historical fact file explaining some of the jokes in depth, feature of the original Japanese premiere with interviews of the cast (which is sadly not subtitled) but the jewel of the crown has to be the outtakes &ndash; absolutely hilarious and should be included in more anime releases. </font></span><br>
<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt" class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-GB"><font size="3" face="Calibri">Paint it, White! may have its issues with storytelling and recycling jokes from the series due to the production team being too afraid to stray too much from their well-known formula, nevertheless you will be smiling when the credits roll and can&rsquo;t deny that the film is entertaining, made with love for its fans. If you loved the series, there&rsquo;s no reason why you should pass on this. I wouldn&rsquo;t recommend this as an entry to the franchise however, the only reaction you&rsquo;re likely to get is whimpering in the corner saluting a white flag. </font></span><br>
<b>Final score: 7 out of 10</b>

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I can't help but feel that the film is a bit short. It's not perfect, but it passes the time nicely.
 
Is the bonus seiyuu content really unsubtitled? I'm sure the R1 was, though now I'm questioning my memory and will need to check later.

R
 
FourthLion said:
I just don't get Hetalia. I find it borderline unwatchable. Can't for the life of me understand how it's got so popular.

It's silly, irreverent and full of sociopathic guys in uniform. There is a definite appeal there for a certain demographic at least, but extremely silly comedy seems to be rather like Marmite so it makes sense that it could also just come off as irritating and dorky.

I have to say that I found the dub exceptionally unappealing for this title when I accidentally watched some of the extras on the DVD; much more so than a normal dub. And I barely understood half of it. It seemed to adapt the humour to something I could no longer relate to at all.

R
 
I can't even imagine how horrendous the dub is, when the Japanese versionw as already that goofy.

I don't really like the short episode format for this series either, everything is just so rushed which adds to making it feel more confused and messy than funny, kinda like what animefreak said about Tweeny Witches but much worse.

I'm ok with some silly comedies, but I have to admit I generally don't connect with the popular ones as much as other people might. Another example is Ouran which I thought was a pretty average series, yet everyone else seems to think it is the funniest thing that ever happened.
 
I thought Ouran was average too. It was enjoyable and I am glad I bought it (twice, thanks to Manga UK's version being messed up), but I was unable to get as deeply involved as a lot of fans here seem to if its representation on forums and at Expo means anything.

Proper full length Hetalia episodes would be wonderful, though they'd probably just degenerate into endless fangirl baiting like the drama CDs after running out of material from the (very short) source comics. Not that I'd be complaining.

R
 
Rui said:
I thought Ouran was average too. It was enjoyable and I am glad I bought it (twice, thanks to Manga UK's version being messed up), but I was unable to get as deeply involved as a lot of fans here seem to if its representation on forums and at Expo means anything.

Proper full length Hetalia episodes would be wonderful, though they'd probably just degenerate into endless fangirl baiting like the drama CDs after running out of material from the (very short) source comics. Not that I'd be complaining.

The way I see it, Hetalia is basically a sketch show. You could probably take all the material from one season and edit it in such a way to make 6 half-hour episodes (including ad breaks).
 
@FourthLion wait you saw my review on tweeny witches

@Rui what mess up is that

@Ian Wolf if i remember corrective hetalia was a 5 min internet show first i think
 
animefreak17 said:
@Rui what mess up is that

The picture was stretched horizontally for the entire show (the incorrect aspect ratio was selected at some point during the PAL transition). It was not one of the greatest moments of UK anime DVD releases :/

R
 
Rui said:
Is the bonus seiyuu content really unsubtitled? I'm sure the R1 was, though now I'm questioning my memory and will need to check later.

R

I've double checked the disc and I can confirm it's not subtitled :(
 
animefreak17 said:
@Ian Wolf if i remember corrective hetalia was a 5 min internet show first i think

I know it is. My point is that if you were to categorise Hetalia into a particular branch of comedy that most British people would recognise, it would be a sketch show. The episodes are 5 minutes long, but the sketches are about 1 or 2 minutes long. If you were to take all the episodes and put them together, you could edit them into half-hour episodes that would be suitable for TV broadcast.
 
darkstorm said:
Rui said:
Is the bonus seiyuu content really unsubtitled? I'm sure the R1 was, though now I'm questioning my memory and will need to check later.

R

I've double checked the disc and I can confirm it's not subtitled :(

How very unfortunate, I checked the R1 and it's indeed soft-subbed there. It must be a production mistake.

R
 
Ian Wolf said:
animefreak17 said:
@Ian Wolf if i remember corrective hetalia was a 5 min internet show first i think

I know it is. My point is that if you were to categorise Hetalia into a particular branch of comedy that most British people would recognise, it would be a sketch show. The episodes are 5 minutes long, but the sketches are about 1 or 2 minutes long. If you were to take all the episodes and put them together, you could edit them into half-hour episodes that would be suitable for TV broadcast.

its still a good series if you ask me and i agree but if, lets say we had all the episodes and the movies and we edited them and took the opening and ending out and we put them all in order in time order * not in episode order * id say we'd have a 3-4 hour show *including film*

i dont know why so many people not like hetalia i think its very funny
 
animefreak17 said:
i dont know why so many people not like hetalia i think its very funny

I like it too, but I think the reason why people are put off Hetalia may be the issue of political correctness. The idea of all the characters being stereotypes might be seen as racist by some, but I believe that because ALL the characters are treated the same - i.e. the good stereotypes are mixed with the bad ones - and that Japan is included in the joke and mocking itself, it makes it alright. It's not as offensive if it's a level field.
 
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