List of things that will damage or kill you

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Gacha

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On mobile phones to much-brain cancer
smoking-lung/gum/throat cancer(heart issues as well etc etc)
Booze-liver problems etc etc
Salt-high colestral(spelt wrong)
Sugar-diabetes-obesity
eggs-closteral
Excessive masturbation-hair loss/weak(etc etc)
Oral sex-throat cancer
Power lines-cancer
To many vitamin c tablets-kill you

Post anything that comes to mind i'm trying to lead a healthy life here :)
 
Cars
plains
trains
pedal bike
motor bikes
go karts
scooters
roller blades

All lead to crashes and fatal injuries.

Getting drunk and deciding its a good idea to climb a roof and act like superman. (Trust me ive done it and it only ends in tears) :lol:

Being 70 and catching the flu
 
Half of those have been proven to be pure tosh.

Frequent Marmite consumption - eventually leads to genital fallout. :lol:

It's true, it's jus' gatta be.
 
Dairy - I'm allergic so it will kill me.

Drinking from cans - no really if rats have pissed on it you can catch some serious diseases

My girlfriends driving
 
Deidara said:
Paper, so I've herd to some poeple. Oh, and those suicidal "heely" shoes with 1 rollerblade wheel thing at the back.
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Oh there dangerous.

Becuase if another little buggers slams into me with those things they are dead :evil:
 
Liquid Skin said:
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Beat me to it. :p

Good health gives you slowest, most drawn-out death of all!

The bottom line is moderation - weighing up the damage things do to you while remembering that a life without pleasure is only half lived.
 
Martin said:
Liquid Skin said:
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Beat me to it. :p

Good health gives you slowest, most drawn-out death of all!

The bottom line is moderation - weighing up the damage things do to you while remembering that a life without pleasure is only half lived.
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Hehe great minds think alike. :wink:

Continuing along that theme - the media!
 
Dropping a tiny drop of corrosive acid on me. Be sure to hit any vital organs, although the skull's pretty thick. :p

Either that, or have a swarm of Wasps come my way, while dancing on hot ash.
 
Hmm something that will kill you... If you find a banana on the floor do not pick it up, it could just belong to crazed gorilla that has escaped from the local zoo and he may come back to get it... Was trying to think of something funny and for some reason someone getting attacked by a monkey was the first thing that came to my head.
 
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